Hamilton: Dares and Jokes

Dares and Jokes #1

Ham: HI! WELCOME! I'M ALEXANDER HAMILTON AND I'M YOUR HOST FOR TODAY'S DARES AND JOKES!

Amethyst: *pushes ham away from the frame*
How dare. I regret turning them to normal. They were much chiller as historically accurate. Except Washington. He's as done with Hamilton as he was when was historically accurate.

Washington: I was always am and always will be done with Hamilton

Amethyst: great! So, Jefferson, what would you like to say?

Thomas: *reads from paper* please send requests for dares and questions you have for the people of Hamilton *winces* and the heroes of Olympus. If not, Amethyst will bully Laurens. Also, don't forget to vote. For every vote, there is one turtle for Laurens.

Laurens: *trying to hide in a corner*

Amethyst: Burr?

Burr: *from script* due to lack of requests, this being a new show, we, the cast of Hamilton: Dares and Jokes wrote dares and questions on slips of paper and put them in a maroon beanie.

Amethyst: Eliza!

Eliza: *brings forth the maroon beanie*

Amethyst: *goes over to Eliza and pulls a slip from the beanie* To Alex, you are an idiot. Angelica

Ham:

Eliza:

Angelica:

Amethyst: ok, then... *pulls out another slip* to Jefferson, Sally or Madison?

Jefferson: *goes over to Amethyst and whispers in her ear*

Amethyst: you're gonna have to say that out loud buddy.

Jefferson: Sally.

Madison: nAnI?

Amethyst: nah, say what you really said

Jefferson: *blushes* *mumbles incoherently*

Amethyst: what's that?

Jefferson: MADISON.

Madison: *blushes*

Everyone else: *cackles*

Amethyst: *pulls out another slip* to Alex, go jump off a cliff. From Jefferson.

Ham: Jefferson you motherf-

Washington: *hand over Ham's mouth* finish that sentence and no more battalion for you.

Washington: *removes hand*

Ham:

Amethyst:

Why are you still here?

My god, you aren't leaving aren't you?

Ok then

Here's more

Amethyst: *pulls another slip from the beanie*
To Jefferson, what's it like not having a musical about you? From A. Ham

Jefferson: it feels quite great not having an entire act dedicated to your mistakes.

Hamilton: at least I'm not a pedo

Jefferson: at least I didn't expose myself

Washing machine: both of you, shut up.

Amethyst: that's all the time we have for today. Wash?

Washington: goodbye.