Jefferson: Jesus Christ inane woman. How many times do I have to repeat that I am not to be categorized as "a person of Hamilton"
Amethyst: shush historically accurate Jefferson.
Jefferson: we were brought here to entertain correct? If I am to provide entertainment somehow, then I need to speak. Therefore, you are ludicrous.
Jefferson: *chuckles and whispers to Madison*
Amethyst: are you just assuming I don't know that word? Like how you assumed my gender? I am a daughter of Athena you idiotic imbecile!
*King George hops over in a straitjacket*
King George: as king, might my judgement be of significance?
Jefferson and Amethyst: no.
*Percy bursts in the room*
Percy: PLEASE TURN THEM TO NORMAL! THE HAM IS DEBATING WITH ME!
*Hamilton comes from behind Percy*
Hamilton: don't modulate the key then not debate with me. And may I ask you to not compare me to breakfast food?
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