Dares and Jokes #2

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Amethyst: due to lack of requests. We are to put slips of paper from the cast themselves of HDAJ.

Peggy: *comes on the stage holding a maroon beanie filled with little slips of paper*

Peggy: *pulls out a slip* dear Jefferson, why are you so damn sexy? -anonymous

Jefferson: awwwwwee, well you see, its a gift and ya know, haha :)

Hamilton: I bet he wrote that himself

Jefferson: *starts to sweat* how dare you doubt that the fact in the slip in Peggy's hand isn't true?

Hamilton: if it's so true then why is the writer anonymous?

Jefferson: uh... maybe they're too shy to admit it?

Madison: *looks at slip*

Angelica: *sarcastically* ha, so then did Madison write it?

Madison: huh? What?

Jefferson: *glares at Madison*

Madison: uh, yeah.... I wrote that.

Hamilton: BULLSHIT
                    BULLSHIT
                    BULLSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

Washington: do not dare curse in front of me.

Jefferson: ahahahahahaha

Hamilton: sorry sir.

Amethyst: *pulls a slip from the beanie* Cold in my professions, warm in my friendships, I wish, my Dear Laurens, it might be in my power, by action rather than words, to convince you that I love you. I shall only tell you that 'till you bade us Adieu, I hardly knew the value you had taught my heart to set upon you. Indeed, my friend, it was not well done. You know the opinion I entertain of mankind, and how much it is my desire to preserve myself free from particular attachments, and to keep my happiness independent on the caprice of others. You should not have taken advantage of my sensibility to steal into my affections without my consent. But as you have done it and as we are generally indulgent to those we love, I shall not scruple to pardon the fraud you have committed, on condition that for my sake, if not for your own, you will always continue to merit the partiality, which you have so artfully instilled into me. Yours, Alexander

Hamilton: Eliza I-

Eliza: I know.

Peggy: well I'll be damned.

Laurens: Alex, did you put that in there?

Hamilton: of course not!

Washington: you never told me about your relationship with Laurens.

Hamilton: there was no relationship!

Washington: the "I love you" is more than enough for anyone to know about you two. You might as well have shouted it from the rooftops.

Jefferson: don't think anyone forgot about the threesome

Laurens: there was no threesome...?

Jefferson: I mean the letter that hammy sent requesting you to join with him and his wife

Amethyst: THATS ALL FOR TODAY GOODBYE

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⏰ Last updated: Jul 22, 2019 ⏰

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