Shikaku stared at me ludicrously, before muttering, "Troublesome.." Under his breath.
I gasped at him, mock offended, "How dare you, I am a gOD-" I flipped my fair sassily. (Is that even a word-)
Shikaku sighed, rubbing his forehead, hoping to soothe the oncoming headache. "The Hokage asked you to come to his office, so if you could be there in around.. What? 10 minutes, That would be great." He gave me a tired stare, and shunshined away. I heard a faint, "She needs god." somewhere, but it quickly went away, as quickly as it came. (That's what she said- pFFFFT-)
I dragged Ciel along with me, who was suppressing his laughter.
"My fucking arm, bitch-" He screeched, and started to slap my hand, in hopes of getting it off of his, "Delicate skin."
"I wonder what the Old Man wants with me this time? I don't think I did anything wrong.. Not yet, at least." I cackled, and let go of Ciel's arm, as he rubbed the area I was holding onto.
"Bro, What the fUCK-" He whisper-screamed, as he ran up the stairs to the Hokage's office, trying to catch up with me.
I sprinted up the stairs, and kicked the door down.
"WASSUP, FUCKERS-" I screamed.
Ciel popped his head in, "WHY DO YOU HAVE MY PHONE?!" I cackled before replying, "Fuck you, that's why!"
The Hokage gave us questioning glances, but honestly, who gives a fuck-
The ANBU who popped out, due the alarm and surprise of our entrance, slowly retreated back to their shadows.
"So, What do ya want?" I asked, smiling innocently.
He sent us a slightly disappointed, but not surprised smile, before sighing, and releasing a puff of smoke.
"I've been informed that (Your mum gay and your dad lesbian-) I haven't given you your monthly fee yet, so here." He handed me a heavy bag, of what I could assume was Ryo.
"Have fun!" He smiled, while waving at me. Basically the nice version of, "Get the fuck off my property."
"Yeet." I calmly replied, as I waved Ciel out of his trance and had him hurry his ass up. I need some pocky, and I need it quick.
I wove through the crowd of Civilians and Children, before going to the Red Light District. Holy shit, I'm living with Naruto? This is the Bomb. (Stream KARD's Bomb Bomb, you cowards.)
I spoke my thoughts out loud this time, "Shit bro, we're living with THE Naruto!" I exclaimed grinning, as I finally realized. "Yee-Yee." Ciel calmly replied, As he pulled out a phone he got out of no where.
"Bro, What the fuck- aYE, LET ME CATCH UP ON THE MEMES. I'VE BEEN DEAD FOR 2 DAYS IN THAT WORLD, MUST HAVE A NEW MEME OTHER THAN OLD TOWN ROAD-"
Ciel smirked as he glanced up at me, as he inhaled.
"pls nu bro-" I begged.
"I'M GONNA TAKE MY HORSE TO THE OLD TOWN ROAD, AND I'M GONNA- RIDEEEEEEEEE 'TILL I CAN'T NO MORE-" He screamed, the moment we got to our apartment.
"FUCKING HELL, SHUT THE FUCK UP!" I heard someone below us scream, since we were upstairs.
"NO U-" We shoved the key into the lock, as we heard loud footsteps, quickly getting louder by the second.
"YEET-" Ciel and I screamed in chorus, as we slammed the door in his face.
"I ran so fast, I swear I was Sonic for a second." I took deep gasps of air.
"Don't you mean- hUUU GOD I NEED TO RUN MORE- Huuu, sANIC?"
Ciel quickly tapped a button on his phone, as the Sonic theme song, but it was Ear rape, for 10 hours was playing.
"YOU KNOW THAT ONE ANIME, MY HERO ACADEMIA, RIGHT?" I screamed over the blaring Sonic music.
"Yeah!" Ciel screeched over "The Good Sanic Kush" I mean, It was the Dollar Store, How good could it be?
"IF IIDA HAS ENGINES IN THE BACK OF HIS LEGS, DOES THAT MEAN HE GOT THE HORSES IN THE BACK?" I screamed hysterically, as the man who chased us was banging on our door, to shut the fuck up.
"HOLY SHITTTTTTT- WHAT THE FUCK, BECAUSE OF THAT, I'M NOT GOING TO SLEEP."
"HE'S GONNA RIDE ALL NIGHT TILL HE CAN'T NO MORE?" I screamed once more.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP, I DON'T NEED ANYMORE OF YOUR BULLSHIT." Ciel screamed, while clutching his head.
I cleared my throat, "Ahem, No u."
Their neighbors didn't have a wink of sleep that night. Not even Naruto, God knows where he was-
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《Stuck In Naruto?!》
FanfictionKimiko Aki is a TRUE asian. She loves anime, especially Naruto. Damn right, She was a typical Narutard, Lets just get on with the story. (Btw, She's 10 when she gets transported to the Naruto realm.) [Pure Crackhead in the last few chapters.]