The Chronicles of the Big Four (Narnia AU)

Chapter 4

Hiccup's POV:

"This is Rapunzel's bedroom, probably the liveliest room in the house."

"Eek, all I see is pink."

Merida and I are having a tour around the house. She doubts Uncle Morgan, but I don't. Because he took care of us. And, I believe in him as he believes in me. "Where's yer room?" She asked. "It's across the hall. But, I keep secrets there that shouldn't be seen by the likes of you. Now, this is the heavenly arc of Uncle Morgan. His bedroom of course." I explained. "Yer Uncle never bought golden artifacts or expensive ones?" She aksed, and I shook my head. Why's she looking for artifacts in this house? Especially golden ones. She walked into the room and I stood by outside.

"His room is pretty nice."

"Yeah, well I guess you can sit on his bed."

Merida eyed me and smiled widely. "Really?! I always dreamed of a bed! A bed that is very comfy and soft...I'm getting mah dream temporarily!" She said, as she bounced up and down on Uncle Morgan's bed. "I'll just take a nap." She said, closing her eyes. I closed the door and locked her inside. I think she heard it because she ran immediately to the door.

"Hiccup, no fair!" She shouted, thumping on the door.

"There must be some explanation for what you're doing! Uncle Morgan doesn't have a secret, you're the one who has a secret! Come on, tell the truth!" She fell onto the floor, and I heard laughing. "Ye want the truth? Okay then. Me and Jack aren't at all relatives, and we have no relation with yer Uncle. It's all sudden, how I would give up like this, because I would never! I just like the way yer thinking." She said, chuckling. I opened the door, and she pulled me over pointing an arrow to my neck. I gulped.

"W-what are you doing?"

"Sweating are we, aye? Sorry, I didn't mean to do this, ye just know to much to even live."

She said seriously, pushing it nearer, near to ripping my flesh. "Ow, ow! Okay! Do not kill me! Because if you do, the security guards would catch you, and send you to prison immediately. So, put your arrow down!" She widened her eyes and grunted. She put the arrow down, and I carressed my neck. "What do you think you're doing? Arrows are being shot, not pointing to someone else's neck! Oh my God I almost died." I said, gasping much. I can't breathe! "Sorry! I just panicked that if your uncle finds out, I'll get thrown to prison again!" Again? Wait, she's a criminal?!

"You're a criminal!?! I let a criminal into my house with her little apprentice!"

"Jack's not an apprentice of mine! He's my acquiantance. There is a difference!"

Wait, isn't that the same?! "Whatever, you should get out now!" Merida stroke her hair and went out the room. Rapunzel and Jack suddenly went in, being weird about all that's happened. "Hiccup, what happened?" Rapunzel asked me, and I looked at Jack. "You, you're a criminal too, aren't you?!" Jack looked from side-to-side. "Yes, but! I won't get out of my house until I get my pizza slice." I glared at Punzie, and she screamed, and grabbed Jack's hand. They ran through the stairs. "You ordered a box of pizza, Punz?!" She screamed again as I chased them. "Yes, Pepperoni and Hawaiian!!!" Jack said and Rapunzel smacked him.

"You ordered two?"

"We were hungry!"

I ran through the stairs, and to the right where they went. I'm starting to lose track of them, so I shouted again and tried to get a response. "One box for you each?" I stood by where I was standing, cause I might hear their voices. But sadly, I got no response. I just went downstairs and saw that Merida finished a box full of pizza. And she's eating the 2nd one.

"Do not eat that! Rapunzel and Jack ordered those!"

"Wot, why?"

I pushed her aside a bit, and closed the lids. "Don't get your filthy hands anywhere in this house!" I said, being rude. "Wot's wrong? I washed mah hands!" She said, touching me to show that it's wet. But no, it's wet with cheese. "Ugh, please Merida. I'm starting to think you don't know what I mean." She glared at me. "If I know wot ye mean, then I shouldn't have asked ye then!" She has a point.

"Well, let's not talk about you or the pizzas. Jack and Punzie are missing."

"Jack's missing? Well, thank ye for that I'm gonna go then."

What?! She doesn't care about her 'acquiantance'? "You aren't gonna at least find him?" She shook her head. "Why would I? He's 17, enough for him to know his way home. So, I don't care. Tell me if ye do find them." She said, nudging her bag and wiping her mouth wth her sleeve. "No, I won't tell you if I find them. If I have to tell, you can at least come with me to find him." Merida groaned. "Okay fine! But, if I come with ye to find them, can ye leave me alone? I have to go home at once." She said, stroking her hair again. I smiled at her. "Then let's go."

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Lol. Boxes full of pizza are nice. :) hope you like this chapter!