The Price is Not Right (Chapter Four)

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     "I can't believe you ordered a whole separate room for your pillow wife."

     Lando shot you with a glare as he turned around from his side of the hotel room.

     "We don't have that kind of relationship yet, {Reader}! I'm not going to force her to sleep in a room with a dude and a {blank}!"
(Author Note: {Blank} Is for how you identify.)

     "Well, it sure cost a lot of money."

     Lando slightly smiled, "I would pay any amount for her comfort..."

...

You throw a pillow at him.

"I PAID FOR THE ROOM, YOU PILLOCK!"

     "WELL, I PAID HALF!" He replied.

     "YOU PAID FIVE DOLLARS TO THE TWO HUNDRED DOLLAR AMOUNT!"

     Lando and you continued to bicker until the haze of sleep took you both under.

~The Next Morning~

     "God, he needs an actual girlfriend..." You day while exiting your room.

     You take a glance over to the room next door, "Miku-Chan's" room, and get an idea.

     You walk into the room and are amazed to find that Miku-Chan has helped herself to full course meal for breakfast.

As if your bill wasn't suffering already.

     You walk past the disarray of splattered food and open the nearby bedroom window. Looking out, you find that there is a coincidently placed river next to the hotel.

     You grab Miku-Chan and swiftly throw her out of the window into the river. You watch her be rushed away by the flow of water for a moment and then continue on your way.

     Now that you can focus on what ACTUALLY matters, make your way down to the lobby hoping to gain some information about dear Danny at the front desk.

(I'm too lazy to write more so I will pick up the rest next chapter :/ )

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⏰ Last updated: Apr 08, 2019 ⏰

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