Me : Well BUTTER MY BISCUIT AINT THAT SOME-
Ultra Magnus: be quiet.
Me: *turns head slowly and bitxh slaps the fuck out of him*
Optimus : ASH GET OFF HIM.
Me: *screeching like a banshee* FUCK THIS BITCH.
Ultra Magnus: * goes limp*
Everyone else : O_O
Me : oh...shit.....*runs off*
Everyone : *chases after me while ratchet somehow TRIES to save Ultra Magnus*