These look kinda weird, it's because Wattpad doesn't have that bullet points option and I suffer orz
If you were Jungkook's wife...
hoo boy
you'd have to know all the game terms that I personally can't even spell
trust me, you'd have to learn them before you two get together or you may have problems understanding what the man is trying to say
if you don't like playing, you'd at least need to have patience to watch him play
he'd tell you to pick characters
you'd pick the pretty one and he'd say it's shitty
he'd never let you pick characters again
he'd hold you close even as he plays in case you were tired of his playing and tried to run away
no seriously it'd look like happy couple time but he just doesn't want you to run away when he's occupied
he'd be a bit skeptical about you playing with him at first
(he wouldn't want you to be better than him)
if you ever won with him he wouldn't talk to you for a week so you better just play team games so you 2 can be together
he'd do these random sketches when he has one free hand and later on he'd realize he's been drawing your eyes all along
seriously he'd remember every littlest thing about your appearance and be able to draw it by heart at every time
he'd draw pretty things on your skin if you didn't have anything against
he'd draw penises on your forehead when you were asleep
(he's mentally 5 even at the age of 50)
he'd want to paint your nails because he's ensured he'd manage
he'd spill the polish over the edges and never even get the first layer done before losing his shit
he'd calm down from whatever shit he's about to burst if you patted his head
he'd just go and hug you whenever he felt bad for any reason
you have a magical touch, he'd say
he'd wrap arms around you also if he felt any hint of jealousy
like sometimes he'd be fine with u being around other guys but sometimes he'd flip and he wouldn't let u go a meter away from him if he felt they may try something on you
the rule is: trust no one
he'd usully be the one to cook
he'd diss you for trying to cook, he wants to be the best at it too
who told u it's how u do that, u don't do that like this
actually been doing it wrong his entire life but it somehow turned out edible
overcooks all the pasta
forgets to turn off the oven
forgets to turn off literally anything else in your house
"kookie, why is the light in the hall on?"
"um... i was about to go there!"
he wasn't, but he won't admit it's been on for the last three hours
set the kitchen on fire, but only once, it was an accident, the pan attacked him
actually still better than you
you'd sacrifice your life for his sandwiches
he'd make you pay for them with kisses
one sandwich is 15 kisses, 3 more for extra cheese
loses count every time you actually get to paying
actually forgets the sandwich too
both of you do ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
he'd randomly get turned on by small things you do without even realizing
(he'd try to calm down but his jungcock no cooperate)
he would never want to seem desperate and his pride would die if you pointed it out
no seriously he'd feel just so bad if u teased him, don't do that
he's a vanilla boy
unless you tease him by brushin' yo ass against him in the least expected moment
he'd lose his shit
(here goes the vanilla boy)
(sorry for u)
he'd never want too much of adult stuff, he'd need fluffy times way more
like I can see Seokjin randomly barging into your bedroom after u disappeared in there for hours and being like HEY YO KIDDOS U USIN' PROTECTION?
and he'd be like the fuck, we're napping, get out
he'd demand to be the big spoon because he's the manly man who needs to protect u
he'd turn into the little spoon in a span of five minutes
he'd love you till the end of times
he'd protect you till the end of times
he'd give you everything you need, no matter what it takes and how troublesome it'd get
you'd be the happiest family ever
