the kissing list

jihoon's face is his face for this entire thing

enjoy this word vomit

"what the fuck is this soonyoung?" jeonghan said looking around at everyone who was gathered around the couch. some like joshua, seokmin, chan, seungcheol and jeonghan himself were all squished together on their way too tiny couch. jihoon, mingyu and wonwoo had all found comfortable positions leaning or sitting on the arms of the couch. the rest had taken seats on the floor and everyone was looking at soonyoung who had a marker, a white board and an ridiculous grin on his face.

"thank you all for coming." soonyoung began to pace the living room. "you are all probably wondering why ive gathered you all here."

"get to the point soonyoung we have things to do." seungcheol had a look of annoyance on his face. be seventeen's leader they said. it will be fun they said. no it meant dealing with shit like this on a daily basis. he thought as he watched the performance unit leader wasting everyone's precious time and braincells.

"right of course," soonyoung cleared his throat and addressed the room. "as some of you know. ive kissed every member in the group."

"what." this was new news to jihoon. "when did you do that?"

"oh don't worry babe, most of these were before we started dating." soonyoung, said as if that would clear up any confusion.

"most?" jihoon questioned but it was too late as soonyoung had already started moving on to a new topic.

"anyways now that ive kissed you all-" soonyoung continued but was soon cut off by jeonghan.

"wait when did you kiss chan?"

soonyoung ignored jeonghan and the daggers he was throwing with his eyes and addressed everyone again. "- im going to rank you."

everyone got up to leave, deciding that this wasn't worth their time. but soonyoung had thought of this. "and before you leave just remember im head choreographer and i can always make our next comeback dance a bitch."

threatened, everyone went back to their original seats while soonyoung had a satisfied smile plastered on his face.

"ok on with the list number one is" soonyoung dragged the last as he wrote a name on his white board.

everyone turned toward to jihoon expecting him to be first, hell even jihoon thought that's were he was going to be.

so the look of shock on seventeen's face when the white board read seokmin in messy blue letters was priceless.

chan had spit out whatever water he was drinking on the carpet, jihoon was unmoving and seokmin was a prefect recreation of the pikachu meme.

"i am literaly dating you" jihoon scoffed. "why am i dating you?"

"me- me?" seokmin stuttered out in shock.

"yes, you" soonyoung said. "kissing seokmin is a truly magical experiance that can't be put into words and i would totally recommend everyone try it."