The Sides React To Sanders Sides!

My True Identity! Part 1/?

The screen light's up as the first video begins.
[Thomas]: Ah, YouTube time. Um... okay, you guys watch the title sequence and I will sleep in a couple more seconds. SNOOZE!

*Logo*

[Thomas]: What is up everyone! Man those extra seconds really worked magic. So, being online as much as I am I tend to overshare everything about myself. You may know of my love of theatre, my enthusiasm for cartoons, and of course... my passion for pizza! But even though I talk about these things a lot, I get questions from people all the time asking very in-depth, thought-provoking questions about myself that are actually really difficult for me to answer accurately. Do I really know myself as well as I should? On top of that, I get messages from people who are also having trouble figuring themselves out. Personal identity is something I think everyone struggles with at one time or another. So I figure, why not go on this adventure together? I need to have a sit-down with myself, figure myself out, and maybe come to a better understanding that we all could learn from! Let's do this!

[???]: Hello there class!

[Thomas]: There is no class here.

[???]: Yes there is.

[Thomas]: Whatever. This is my intellectual side. Every fact I've ever learned.

[Intellectual Side]: Believe it or not, I was quite the nerd in school.

[Thomas]: I'm pretty sure that's a surprise to no one.

[???]: Greetings wonderful citizens and you nerds!

[Intellectual Side]: Hi.

[Thomas]: This is my fanciful side. All my dreams, my hopes, and my creativity.

[Fanciful Side]: Not to mention your love of Disney songs! *Singing* Do you want to build a snowman?

[Thomas]: Not right now.

[Intellectual Side]: Why that song?

[???]: What's going on kiddos?

[Thomas]: And finally, this is my moral side. My sense of right and wrong that I've learned ever since I was a kid from my own parental units.

[Moral Side]: I also represent your unabashed love of-

[Intellectual Side/Fanciful Side/ Thomas]: Dad jokes.

[Moral Side]: Whoa, is there four people in here or is it just me?

[Fanciful Side]: ...Oh, I got it.

[Intellectual Side]: -sigh-

[Thomas]: That was a thinker. I like it.

[Intellectual Side]: So what are we all doing here?

[Thomas]: Well, people know me from all the Vines that I make, but I don't think people really KNOW me know me.

[Fanciful Side]: Well maybe they would if you post YouTube videos more often...

[Intellectual Side]: Ooooo.

[Moral Side]: Oh my, whoa there!

[Thomas]: All right that's fair... But I don't even know if I know me. There's some things that I think even I need to figure about my own identity. Like, okay, relationships.

[Fanciful Side]: Ah! Romance!

[Thomas]: Yes, but where do I stand in those regards?

[Fanciful Side]: I have a pretty ideal vision of love... There is someone out there for me... One true love...

[Intellectual Side]: But you tend to overthink things, rule out possibilities with logic, dream up obstacles with each new connection you make.

[Thomas]: And that's when anxiety kicks in. Maybe that's why I haven't found a person for me yet.

[Moral Side]: But that's okay. The Important thing to keep in mind is nobody's perfect. Everyone comes with their own flaws.

[Thomas]: Including me.

[Fanciful Side]: Yes, someone will accept us flaws and all. Until that day I shall learn to love... Myself.

[Thomas]: Yes, that's definitely important. Flaws and all. Speaking of which...

[Intellectual Side]: Um... Are we bringing up flaws now? Because if so get ready to take a lot of notes. Okay, ready? Here we go. you procrastinate A LOT.

[Moral Side]: You can be a bit selfish with your food and your other belongings...

[Fanciful Side]: You're definitely not the most adventurous person...

To be continued...