Bnha one shots!

Im not a tsundere! | Kiribaku

Will I ever stop hooking them up at the sports festival? Absolutely not.
I'm spitting onto this w/ 0 plan
Here we go 🌈 🌟✨\ùwú
Also bring back cringy authors notez 2019 fuk cringe culture
:3<
This is some old writing that I chucked together to create a one shot for you losers, since I haven't updated this in forever. Enjoy!
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Bakugou wasn't paying that much attention to the match, he knew it was Kirishima vs some other guy, but he didn't particularly care who. He knew Kirishima would beat whoever he was up against, so he just stared at the redhead, admittedly for longer than he probably should have.

Present mic was screaming into the microphone about things he couldn't care less about, when he introduced Kirishima, "Kirishima Eijiro of class 1-A, with manly and passionate hardening!"

Are they lewding him??

Bakugou got kinda pissed, theeenn he remembered what his friends quirk was.

Oh yeah.
Shit.

He calmed down after Mic introduced the person who was fighting Kiri, his name was Iron Iron or some shit. Apparently he had a quirk similar to Kirishimas.

Kiris gonna be able to beat him easily though.
Or so he thought.
The match wouldn't reach a conclusion, for some reason Iron fuckface wouldn't fall.

"COME ON KIRI! HES JUST SOME METAL YOU CAN WIN! YOUR FUCKING UNBREAKABLE RIGHT?"

Who said that..?
Then Bakugou realized that he was standing up, his arms on the rails.
Oh...
That was me. I said that.

Bakugou sat down, his face flushed, giving the shellshocked Kiri a thumbs up. Kirishima nodded with a grin, and attacked his opponent with more force than before.
It still ended in a stalemate...

(Time skip)

Bakugou walked down the halls aggressively, grumbling to himself has he did.
"Stupid fucker I told him to win not to fucking stalemate. He's gonna win the rematch or else I'm going to kick his ass to next Sunday."

A previously hidden Midoriya spoke out "Kacchan?"

Bakugou whipped around, seeing the greenette (That's such a stupid word) behind him
"What the fuck do you want Deku??"

"Just why do you want Kirishima to win so badly?" Midoriya said quietly, notebook in hand and eyes gleaming. "You don't really seem like the type to care if someone wins or loses."

"Cause I wanna beat someone who's a fucking challenge dumbass. Kirishimas tough, I respect him." Bakugou said quietly, "He's a fucking moron sometimes though." he giggled at the last part.
Too late he realized his mistake. 

"Oh my god.. you giggled... do you have a crush on Kirishima??" Midoriyas green eyes widened dramatically. "You have never giggled Kacchan!"

Bakugous face heated up, and he exploded with rage. "SHUT YOUR FUCKING TRAP. IF YOU SAY JACK SHIT ABOUT THIS I'LL KILL YOU YOU BROCCOLI FACED FUCK!"

Midoriya nodded, writing in his notebook. "Sure, tsundere."

"IM NOT A FUCKING TSUNDERE ASSHOLE!" Bakugou lunges at Midoriya who dodged.

"I don't want fight right now. Also your definitely acting like a tsundere." Midoriya ran off, leaving a dumbfounded Bakugou in the hall, who after standing there for a second stormed down to the room that Kirishima was in, slamming open the door before pulling up a chair and sitting in it. (Backwards of course)

"Oh hey Baku! What's with the temper? Did Kaminari start yelling memes again?" Kirishima said, his grin looking like sunshine on a cloudy day.

"Fucking Deku." Bakugou spat out, despite Kirishima making him feel better.

"What did he say that get ya pissed?" Kirishima said, tilting his head.

Bakugou grumbled under his breath, but Kirishima caught a few words. "Said Imma tsundere..."

Kirishima burst out laughing. "Ya seem like the type!" Calming down he placed his head on his hand, smiling softly. "So who does he think you like?"

Bakugous face turned bright red. "I don't have to tell you, idiot!" He said with a huff, turning his head to the side and averting his eyes.

Kirishima snorted with laughter at this very tsundereish display.
Aww he's adorable
And really obvious lol.

Kirishima grabbed Bakugous hand, noticing how the pale boys face blushed harder, almost to the point where it could be called purple. "You are a tsundere after all huh?" His other hand went up to touch Bakugous face lightly. "So who do you like?"

"D-drop dead." Bakugou was purple and red with blush, and Kirishima realized with amusement the Bakugou was a full body blusher.
Cute...

Kirishima leaned next to Bakugous ear, taking joy in hearing the other boys breath hitch. "Well considering that you haven't exploded my face off yet, I'd have to assume your not all that serious about killing me hmm?"

Bakugou stuttered out incomprehensible words, his hands sparking and his face so hot he thought he was going to spontaneously combust.

"I'll take you out for lunch after school alright Baku?" Kirishima whispered into his ear, it was all Bakugou could do just to nod in response, his head feeling dizzy.

Over the speaker they heard Present Mics voice, cracking with how old said speakers were. "And now, time for Kirishima Eijirou and Tesutestu Tesutestus rematch!"

Bakugou grumbled, but gave Kirishima a quick hug before pulling away. "Just so you know, a date is not going to make me forgive you."

Kirishima laughed. "But whatever for?"

Bakugou stared at him intensely, "you know what I mean you dumbfuck."

Kirishima nodded, still not understanding. "Well then I'll take you on two dates!" He enjoyed Bakugous flustered squawk of reply and the quick nod the blonde did to cover it up.
"Anyway where's my good luck kiss?"

Bakugou flipped him off. He still got a kiss on the cheek though.

(Time skipppooo)

"Time for Kirishimas and Tetsutetsus rematch!!" Present mic screamed through the microphone. "They'll be doing an arm wrestling match to save time!"

Bakugou waited with baited breath as Kirishima and Iron-faced-fuck arm wrested for a good few minutes. He didn't like seeing someone else touch his Kirishimas hand but what he couldn't do shit about that.

Kirishima won.

A sigh of relief exited Bakugou, who was glad he was going to have a worthy opponent.

Kirishima trotted up to Bakugous seat and sat down right next to him, gently squeezing Bakugous thigh, and scooting impossibly close.

'Fuck shit god fucking damnit he's hot fuck fuck fuck fuck'

"So, just so I know, where and when do you wanna go for that date?" Kirishima whispered in Bakugous ear "I'd quite like to take you somewhere you like"

Bakugou flushed.

This was gonna be some fucking adventure.

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As I said, somewhat old writing,  edited into something somewhat decent, hope you enjoyed!