(i dunno 😅 not my artwork btw)
Humans and Better Hoomans
PhckOff online
Ripoff online
Crabby online
BestDankDad online
(M/n) online
SxM online
BitterNorth online
Markus online
Phckoff: ey wh tha fuck maid this group chat?
Crabby: oh it was simon and markus idea since they wnted to chat.
Markus: sup y'all wait why do you all have those weird names??
BitterNorth: I'll make one for you.
SxM: bitch fuck off I'll do it.
SxM changed Markus' name to RoboJesus
(M/N) : the fuck is with all these noise I'm trying to cuddle with my connor here!
BestDankDad: YOU ARE WHAT!? CONNOR GET YOUR ASS HOME RIGHT NOW!!
Crabby: I don't know what (m/n)'s talking about dad
BestDankDad: then where the hell are you!?
Crabby: im at (M/n)s
BestDankDad: this is making my head hurt
(M/n): I'll take good care of him hank don't worry
Ripoff: why the fuck is my name ripoff here? And why is connors CRABBY!?
RoboJesus : Ask north
BitterNorth: i didn't name the other connor
Ripoff: fyi im better than connor
(M/n): the fuck did you say about my connor you rip off!!
Ripoff: yes i am better than him, I'm top and connors a bottom
(M/n): a pretty damn good bottom if i may add
BestDankDad: Are you saying...
(M/n): yes we're having sex
SxM : wait, you're having sex while chatting?
BestDankDad: YOU'RE HAVING WHAT RIGHT NOW!?
Phckoff: this is hilarious
(M/n): i meant we had sex
BestDankDad: THAT DOES NOT MAKE IT ANY BETTER! I will break you when get to work tomorrow
(M/n): I can't work tommorow i need to take care of connor
Crabby: yes i seem to have a sore butthole
Phckoff: BWAHAHAHHAHA
Ripoff: i guess I'll do that to gavin later
Phckoff: WAIT WHAT!?
Ripoff: don't you want to work tomorrow?
Phckoff:......
Ripoff: exactly
BitterNorth: this is getting pretty disgusting and gay im out
BitterNorth has left the group chat
SxM: you're just mad markus picked me!!!
RoboJesus : why did north left?
SxM : oh nvm her she has problems
Crabby: so how is your love blossoming?
RoboJesus: we have fun! And simon keeps blushing
SxM: hey Don't say that
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Fiksi PenggemarMostly Smuts and they're short sorry cause i can't think of a plot for a real story yet haha. Pls point out any wrong grammar cause it's free to criticize and it'll help me too considering that english isn't my first language
