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He looked with both disgust and fascination as (F/N) gobbled up the food he bought for her.

"Err, (F/N)," he said to her. "You might want to, uhh, slow down? Just a teensy tiny bit?" Now, she started eating the fries, swallowing ten or so pieces at the same time, earning curious looks from the others inside the fastfood chain.

"This is delicious!" (F/N) said, mouth still full, as she wiped her lips with her filthy sleeves. "What's this called?"

"Fries,..." the man said as he watched her finish the whole extra large box of fries that was meant for sharing. He grabbed his phone from his pink bag and dialed a number. "Please pick up, please pick up,..."

(F/N) didn't mind him and started to gulp the ice - cold extra large coke.

"Hans! Finally, you picked up!" the man screamed at his phone, a bit irritated due to the delay. "Yes, yes, I know! I know! (F/N)? I told you, she's damn right here! No, I'm not lying! Come on! You gotta make it quick, we have a situation here - "

He was not able to finish his sentence when (F/N) suddenly gave out a long and mighty burp that his friend from the other line heard.

"Who was that?" his friend asked.

"I told you, it's (F/N)!" the man said, starting to get a bit hysterical. "Come over here right NOW!"

"Okay, okay! Stop being such a drama queen, Jenny. I'll come right over."

"Who was that? Why did he call you Jenny? You're a male, right?" (F/N) said, weirded out by what just happened.

Jenny raised an eyebrow. "Duh? First, you're letting me pay for this - this,..." he gestured at the full set meal for two that (F/N) ate herself. "And now, you're telling me that you've forgotten all about sweet, little Jenny?"

"Who are you, then?" (F/N) asked.

"Gah!" Jenny screamed, almost pulling the hair from his scalp in frustration. "Have you gone, like, completely insane? Seriously?! You've forgotten about me? Is this some kind of a stupid joke? Because, I' am not joking, honey!"

To this, (F/N) just raised an eyebrow and picked up her chocolate pie dessert. "I'm letting you use that tone on me because you gave me food. Otherwise, I'll have you thrown in a dungeon for disrespect. I'm asking you once again: what is your name?"

Jenny's mouth fell open. (F/N) was really serious. "Jennifer."

"Are you being truthful?" (F/N) asked as she took a huge bite out of the chocolate pie. "Hmm, this is also good."

Jenny rolled his eyes in defeat. "Jean Kirschtein, your friendly ex - roomie?"

(F/N) shrugged her head with a disapproving look. "No, haven't heard of you before. Are you sure we know each other?"

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