Bodyguard: Calum put your pants back on
Bodyguard: No Ashton we don't have time to say hi to everyone
Bodyguard: Michael stop swearing you'll provoke someone
Bodyguard: caLUm put your pants back on you will literally get arrested if you don't jesUs
Bodyguard: This is not a legitimate place to get tattoos
Bodyguard: nO GETTING TATTOOS IN A SHADY PLACE IS NOT PUNK ROCK Bbodyguard: u know what's punk rock?
Bodyguard: BEHAVING URSELF THAT'S PRETTY PUNK ROCK
Bodyguard: Stop! Talking! To! Strangers! Ashton!
Bodyguard: where the fuCK is Luke?
Bodyguard: mIChael did you fuckgn sell Luke for a ps4?!
Bodyguard: I can't believe you fucking sold Luke for a ps4
Bodyguard: Calum you will liteRALLy get deported for having your ass out in this country
Bodyguard: Luke I am not responsible for what fans do if you roll down your window when we get in the car
Bodyguard: did he just
Bodyguard: he fucking rolled down the window jesus christ
Bodyguard: WHO THE FUCK GAVE ASHTON SCISSORS AGAIN?!
