No One Touches My Poptarts But Nina

Reunion

Huge explosions rocked the S.H.I.E.L.D. base as I ran down the halls. Where am I running? Towards the explosions. Why? The nice man told me to. I honestly would have preferred to be running the other way but these agents really need my help. That chick I took down earlier was supposed to famous 'round this joint, and I kicked her ass. I know, I'm prejudiced, but I think that THEY ALL SUCK. Amen.

So~o~o, running, running, more running, weird dude with staff staring at with an open mouth, running, running, stopping, running backwards, and stopping. "Yo, sup."

"Hello."

"Do you ever say anything other then hello?"

"No."

"OH MY GOD, IT TALKS!," I pointed and stared, "KILL IT BEFORE IT MAKES BABIES!"

"It's been a while."

"Since this morning so really not that long."

He looked at me weird, "Three months ago."

I crossed my arms, "Time travel does shit like that." The fuq? Where did that come from. Oh well, at least it made sense.

His eyes widened, "How did you know about that?"

I made something up, "You have residual time energy in your system."

He took a step back.

I took a moment to think. This is why people should watch Doctor Who, you learn shit that scares psychopaths. It also helped that I could see people's aura's. His had some gold in it. Time energy, bitches. Yep, Doctor Who is always correct. The fuq, Doctor Who a t.v. show, it should not be this right. Note to self: ask Nina later.

"How are you still alive?'

I gave him an odd sideways look, "I don't go jumping off cliffs?"

"No, not that. We've met before, many times."

"Creepy much?"

"Scotland, Norway, India, Egypt, you were there."

"Bi-atch,", I put a hand on my hip, and I put the other finder in the air, " I ain't never left Kansas before now."

"You don't remember anything?"

"No shit, we only just met. By the way I want my money back for those groceries, I did not give you permission to take them."

He gave me an innocent face, "But I was hungry."

"This time, Loki, this time only."

Someone coughed, "Thank for distracting Loki, Agent Romanov."

I turned around. While we had been talking, S.H.I.E.L.D. agents had completely surrounded us.