anko's little sunshine

chapter 2: naruto's New adopted sister and mother.

When kurenai yuuhi. anko mitarashi's closest friend heard she was adopting naruto and knew she was going to need All the help she could get kurenai decided to help by being put on the form as his adopted mother. Since his REAL mother Kushina uzumaki was supposed to be dead but was actually still alive somewhere. Hopefully she would accept that naruto's been taken care of and would be allowed visitors rights. Knowing how protective anko could be and her twisted fetish for tasting people's blood. Would kill just to get it. Witch is why she works in The torture and interrogation division and not a jounin Sensei. But what scared kurenai the most was when naruto asked if he could become a shinobi and eventually join anko in The torture department. Since naruto said as The hokage asked." And why of all places The torture interrogation division???. Why not become an anbu???." And naruto said." Because I want THEM to know the same painful experience and horror that THEY put me through!!!. An eye for an eye and a needle to the chest for a life time of pain and torment!!!." Sarutobi just gulped knowing EXACTLY Who told him that. He then looked at naruto and said." Very well then. You start next simester. I'll fill out the paperwork. again." And naruto said." Anko nee-chan why doesn't he just use the shadows clone technique you used???." And anko said." You mean shadow clones. naruto???." And naruto said." Yeah that's it. Why didn't you just do that instead of staying here jiji???." Hiruzen's eyes widened and he started to bang his head off his desk saying." STUPID STUPID STUPID!!!. So that was your secret to beating paperwork minato!!!.I always wondered how he got done so quickly!!!. Thank you so much naruto. You have no idea how much time you have saved me." And so creating three shadow clones of himself he signed naruto's academy enrollment form and adoption forms at The Same time. Kurenai then glared at Hiruzen and said." Don't you dare pull out that filthy book in front of naruto hokage Sama!!!. Or I'll put you in The strongest Genjutsu I have!!!." Hiruzen then decided it was best to wait until AFTER they left to read that book. He then said." Yes. forgive me kurenai. I just never have time to enjoy it much that's all. But it can wait until you are gone so naruto doesn't... wait.where is naruto???. " Hiruzen then screamed." AND WHERE IS MY ORANGE BOOK??!!." Naruto then said." Looking for this???" And they All just looked at naruto and said."NO!!! DON'T READ THAT!!!." And naruto said.what am I stupid???. I know exactly what you read hokage jiji. And I'm NEVER gonna read those disgusting things. I just wanted you to know that I know where you keep it hidden. And that you may want to do whatever we ask for If you want this little secret to STAY secret. Wouldn't look to good for publicity if The ENTIRE VILLAGE KNEW that their hokage was a pervert.hehehe." anko just laughed her ass off and said." HOW about that!!!. He's not even a ninja yet and he's already learned how to black Mail people!!!. Well. You heard him hokage Sama. Give him what he wants or he'll spread the word about the hokage being a pervert." Hiruzen just sighed in defeat and said." Fine. What do you want naruto???." And naruto said." I want to know why the village hates me!!!. Why do I look so much like the fourth hokage and Who my real mother was!!!." And kurenai said." It's best you tell him now. Lord Hokage. He's going to figure it out eventually." Hiruzen just sighed and said." Naruto.the REAL reason The village hates you isn't you. But what you contain. You hold the nine tailed fox.and The reason for why you look like the fourth hokage is because..." And naruto said." He was my father. Wasn't he???." Hiruzen then said." Yes.he was. And your mother was Kushina uzumaki. Last I heard she was somewhere in suna. Working for the Kaze kage as his secretary. Or so I'm told." And naruto asked." But.. she's my mother didn't she want me???. Was she lied to by your advisors???." Naruto said All of this leaking heavy amounts of killing intent that not even anko and kurenai could handle.and anko said." You better give him the real answer old man cause from what I'm feeling. He's giving off killing intent in huge Waves that would make even orochimaru sweat!!!." And Hiruzen said." Yes
She was lied to by danzo and my two other advisors about your death." And naruto said." Bring. them. here. NOW!!!." Hiruzen then snapped his fingers and a dog masked ANBU appeared and said." What do you need Lord Hokage???." And Hiruzen said." Bring me my advisors.tell them that The shinigami just arrived and is waiting for them." And so doing as asked. The ANBU rallied danzo Koharu and Homura. Who then appeared 30 minutes later and danzo said." Sarutobi. what is the meaning of this??!!. I don't see The shinigami anywhere!!!." And Hiruzen said." Your looking at him. Naruto. If you please demonstrate The basics of torture and it's many MANY uses." And naruto said.as he walked up to The three elders as they looked into the five year olds eyes and saw nothing but a thirst for revenge said killing intent blazing.and chakra flaring up like a Roman candle." SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE HELL UP!!!. I HAVE QUESTIONS AND YOU ANSWER ME OR YOU CAN ANSWER TO THE KYUUBI!!!.red chakra Then began pouring out of naruto's body.and in that moment The only thing they saw,was The shinigami. Hiruzen was right the shinigami did come for them. in The form of a five year old child. naruto Then said." Let the torture begin!!!." 8hours and dozens of broken Bones later. Naruto and more importantly the hokage got The answers they needed. Kurenai and anko were terrified. If naruto could do that at five years old. Imagine how terrifying he'd be when he's twelve years old!!!.and graduated from the academy!!!. They All shivered at the thought of that happening. and felt sorry for the person who pissed him off. Even a few of the hidden ANBU were sweating behind their masks at what they just saw and Hiruzen said." Well naruto are you happy that you got the information from them that you wanted???. You did almost send them to the shinigami in a semi-concious state of panic pain and suffering. Once The civilian council See's what you did there won't be any more angry mobs after you." And naruto said."I hope so. Now then.what did you call that thing where someone gets what they deserve because they deserve it anko nee-chan???." Hiruzen just smirked seeing that naruto was definitely a torture expert. To shocked to speak Hiruzen answers naruto and said." What you just did and described naruto is called poetic Justice. So yes. In a sense They got what they deserve. You May All leave now. I must contact the Kaze kage. And naruto. May I please have my book back???"and naruto said" already did. But your never going to find it unless you look underneath the underneath." Hiruzen then scattered five clones around the room and said." WHERE IS IT WHERE?!.DAMN YOU NARUTO UZUMAKI!!!."and anko said." You hid it in The floor boards didn't you???." And naruto said." Yeah. I did. So unless he's desperate enough to do that he'll never find it. Ha.ha."

Meanwhile we find a tired and exhausted Hiruzen Sarutobi and his clones about to collapse until suddenly he stepped on a floor board that was loose ever since before naruto anko and kurenai left and said to himself as he dispelled his clone." Looking underneath the underneath?!?!. It can't be that simple and obvious is it???. there's no way???." He then tore up the loose floor boards and sure enough there it was. His volume 1 limited edition of the make out paradise book. He then said." Your going to make a fine shinobi naruto. A very fine shinobi indeed."