anko's little sunshine

chapter 9: naruto's growing reputation

Word about naruto's ability to torture a kage must have been spreading throughout the elemental nations because just after the raikage had returned to Kumo he immediately warned All The other three kage about him and said that If you put him in your bingo books he's to be classified as a triple S ranked shinobi and given a flee on site. Do not engage order. The raikage didn't put his real name down because he actually values his life. And so when the hokage Hiruzen Sarutobi found out from his student jiraia of the sannin that all the villages including The hidden stone and hidden Sand were pulling their shinobi out of fire country boarders. Well let's just say that even The Tsuchikage was requesting an alliance with konoha and an immediate surrender peace treatee between nations. And All it took to cause this chain reaction was a seven year old child. The hokage was now sitting across from the Kiri rebel leader Mai terumi as she asked." So Lord Hokage. I've heard that a certain shinobi Who called himself The BLOODY FOX of konoha had put the fear of The shinigami into the other kage. And I was wondering if you would allow me The honor of meeting The one who caused yagura to surrender to me and my forces. It's not every day a kage Who is also a jinchuriki becomes afraid of someone from another village." And Hiruzen said." I can't take you to him or have him come to you. But if you want I can show you through my crystal ball what he looks like. Should you somehow run into him that is." And Mai said." Fair enough. So. Is he handsome and single???. How old is he???." Hiruzen just chuckled and said." He's seven years old.and to most girls his age. Yes. He's very good looking. But his heart only belongs to The Hyuga clan heiress. And even if he was a shinobi you would have to beat him in psychological warfare. Endure hours of excruciating pain and torture. And then get The approval from his mother Kushina uzumaki and his adopted family. Kurenai yuuhi and anko mitarashi."  Hearing All of this it's no wonder woman from other villages wouldn't even CONSIDER dating this kid!!!. Because he's boarder line crazy!!!. And Mai asked." And what about the Hyuga clan heiress???. How does she not have to go through that???." And Hiruzen said" because she's always had a crush on naruto uzumaki namikaze. And he's her assigned protector throughout the day until her father picks her up from school. And then go their separate ways. Kiba Inuzuka learned that the hard way that you don't try to take Hinata Hyuga away from naruto without him knowing or finding out and go unpunished."  Now Mai was even more turned on by the BLOODY FOX of konoha and said." Strong. Protective. Passionate. An uzumaki and namikaze clan heir. Son of The fourth Hokage. Where is he now???." Just then The crystal ball cracked down the middle and shattered and Hiruzen said." DAMN IT!!!. That's The second time already that he's destroyed my crystal ball!!!. Now what am I supposed to do!!??." And just like last time The door of Hiruzen's office was blown off the hinges and naruto walked in and said." You can quit spying on me old man!!!. That's strike two!!!. One more time I sense your chakra from that crystal ball and your The next kage to be tortured by me understand!!??." Hiruzen gulped and said." Of course naruto. I will no longer be using my crystal ball to spy on you or the woman's hotspring. OH no." And naruto said. Killing intent flaring." I hope I just heard wrong old man. Because it seems like your a pervert!!!. And I hate perverts!!!. One of them had better not be my anko nee-chan and my mother and adopted mother!!!." And Hiruzen said sweating bullets." Well. Maybe. Not really. But it's possible." And naruto said." Jiji. YOUR A DEAD MAN!!!. GET BACK HERE!!!. Bansho tenin!!!." Hiruzen was Then pulled back into his office and he said." ANBU save me!!!. I don't want to end up like The raikage!!!." And The cat masked ANBU said." We're sorry Lord Hokage. But you brought this upon yourself. And besides. We fear HIM more than we fear YOU. Soooo. Bye bye." The ANBU All then disappeared in a puff of smoke and naruto said." Lady terumi. You may not want to watch what's about to happen next." And Mai said." Please naruto Sama. You may call me Mai. And I'm intrigued to see how you torture perverted old men and shinobi." And naruto said." Suit yourself. Hand me a kunai knife and make sure you heat it up to 300° first while I tie the old man down to his desk with Ninja wire. We're going to play some mind games." And Hiruzen said." NO NARUTO PLEASE!!!. NOT MIND GAMES!!!. NOT PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE!!!. ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!." And naruto said." Don't worry old Man. Nobody else in the village will hear you screaming. Ninja art: silencing barrier jutsu!!!." Hiruzen gulped and said." Is it to late to say that I'm sorry???." And naruto said." Definitely too late. I'm going to break your mind old man. I bet your grandson konohamaru thinks your an embarrassment to The Name of hokage." That was The first part of Hiruzen's mind beginning to break as he said." Please leave my grandson out of this!!!." And naruto said." My father's probably rolling in his grave right now disappointed in you for not upholding his last wish." That was The second part of the Hokage's mind broken as naruto said." He asked you jiraia and tsunade to do one thing. Have me seen as a hero for holding back the nine tails. But you went against his last wish and instead decided to let me get beaten by the villagers. How dishonorable of you. Your predecessor the first and second hokage tobirama and Hashirama senju must be very dissatisfied with the way you let The civilian council overrule your every decision." And that was The final push naruto needed as Hiruzen screamed and said." NOOO!!!. FORGIVE ME HASHIRAMA SENSEI TOBIRAMA SENSEI!!!
I'VE FAILED YOU!!!. Naruto please let me go I'll do anything you want just Name it!!!. Name it and it's yours!!!!." And naruto said." You see this red hot kunai in my hand???. I'm going to use it and carve the words "ERO KAGE"  into your forehead. And make you watch as I burn this entire collection of Jiraia's books of yours in front of you." Hiruzen's eyes widened in fear and he said." NOOO!!!. Not my entire first series of the make out paradise series!!!!. Jiraia would never forgive me!!!." And naruto said." Thanks for reminding me. Because when I find him. HE'S GOING TO REGRET EVER WRITING THOSE FILTHY BOOKS!!!." Naruto then went through the hand seals and said." Fire style: fire ball jutsu!!!." And Mai said." May as well join The fun. Lava style: lava bullet jutsu!!!" Hiruzen watched as he cried and screamed in pain for his precious books and said." Fine. You win. Now untie me!!!." And naruto said." Not yet. I still need to carve The words ERO KAGE into your forehead." And so with the Hokage's mind well beyond shattered and his reputation as a pervert embedded into his skull he would warn naruto's future Sensei to NOT piss him off. OR act like a pervert and carry around make out paradise books with them." Mai then looked at naruto and said." You know. For a seven year old child you sure are good at torture and psychological warfare. Add into the fact that you played his old perverted mind like a fiddle by guilt tripping him. I'm both frightened and turned on just thinking about you and me 'teaming up' with each other in the future.~" And naruto said." Your not a pervert either are you???. Because if you are..." And Mai said." Far from it actually. I'm what most kunoichi are defined as a seductress. A female shinobi Who uses her physical features and sducutive ways to kill their enemies that most other shinobi can't get to physically kill. Because they either have a lot of money or influence. So that's where seductive missions come into play. It's a profession most kunoichi avoid for fear of getting pregnant after they had sex with the target. And I'm surprised none of this information is scaring or freaking you out." And naruto said." Well when your adopted sister is a seductive torture and interrogation specialist and your adopted mother and biological mother explained The ways of what happens when a man who is in love with a woman get together with each other after a few drinks at The local bar it's not that hard to believe or Understand." And Mai said." Perhaps in the future you and I could have a few drinks with your future girlfriend The Hyuga clan heiress???~." And naruto said." Your seductive methods won't work on me. Unlike All the other men and women of The village I'm not so easily decieved. And for The record. I've been tasked with protecting hinata Hyuga. Not dating her and getting down her panties." Now then. If you will excuse me. I must get to The Hyuga clan compound for my guard duty to ensure Hinata's safety. It's been nice meeting you lady Mai. I hope we see each other again in the future." And Mai thought to herself."so he's The BLOODY FOX of konoha huh???. Well then
I guess I've got competition with the Hyuga clan heiress If he's that skilled in mind games and torture techniques. You will be mine naruto uzumaki namikaze!!!. Council or not. You will be mine."  And so with that thought racing through her head she noticed that naruto had left The hokage tied up and his clothes cut open as though he was letting The hokage be raped by The future fourth Mizukage Mai terumi and she said." My my Lord Hokage. Such a large Dick you have. I hope it fits inside of my pussy.~" she said in a seductive tone of voice and climbing on the desk grabbed Hiruzen's cock and slowly shoved it inside her as it penetrated her womb and she began shaking and bouncing her hips saying."OH. OH. YES LORD HOKAGE YES CUM INSIDE ME!!!. YOUR COCK IS SO INCREDIBLE!!!. I'M GOING TO CUM LORD HOKAGE!!!. I'M ABOUT TO CUM!!!" And Hiruzen said." Me too lady terumi me too!!!. AHH!!!!!. I'M CUMMING INSIDE YOU LADY TERUMI!!!!." They then shouted each other's name as they released their fluid into one another. LADY TERUMI!!!." Screamed Hiruzen. But because naruto never deactivated The sound barrier jutsu nobody could hear him as Mai shouted out." LORD HOKAGE!!!." They released at The Same time but fortunately Mai had used The anti pregnancy jutsu to prevent such a thing from happening. No. She'd save that honor for naruto after hinata allowed it. As it would then cement 'political relationships' between water and fire country and their respective villages. But she could wait until he was older and not in any hurry to have children...yet.