☾boys do cry |eng|

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@lottatearslefttocry
okay i've got a good new and a bad new
no i'm kidding, both of them are bad news

@dontworrybehappy
oh hi hyung
whats going on?

@lottatearslefttocry
first of all, mum slapped me

@dontworrybehappy
she must've been worried

@lottatearslefttocry
r U My FRiEnD Or My AbUSiVe MoThEr's FriENd?

@dontworrybehappy
ofc im your bf!!

@lottatearslefttocry
well kookie u r not my boyfriend

@dontworrybehappy
what?! I meant best friend!

@lottatearslefttocry
what a shitty abbreviation, u never know what it's supposed to mean

@dontworrybehappy
it was kinda clear in this situation but ok

@lottatearslefttocry
Never mind, imma continue with complaining 'cause you're already used to it from me
So the second horrible thing is that my teacher was so pissed off with me I had to spent two hours in detention and GueSs FuCkiNg WhaT

@dontworrybehappy
im not really good at guessing things so it'd be better if you just tell me 👀

@lottatearslefttocry
my ex-boyfriend was there 2
I HAD TO SPEND TWO LONG AS FUCK HOURS WITH THE BOY WHO USED ME FOR SEX
AND I FELT HIS STARE ON MY BACK THE WHOLE TIME

@dontworrybehappy
u r a lame duck hyungie
does that boy attend the same school as you?

@lottatearslefttocry
obviously :)

@dontworrybehappy
by any chance, was that boy the reason why you didnt go to school for a while?

@lottatearslefttocry
maybe

@dontworrybehappy
take it easy, it's gonna be alright

@lottatearslefttocry
oh are u a fortune teller?
that'd be hella cool ;)

@dontworrybehappy
uhm weeeeell.......
i may not be a fortune teller but i wanna have a confectionery in the future so i can make excellent cookies!

@lottatearslefttocry
that has nothing to do with the fact my future's gonna be a huge mess

@dontworrybehappy
at least your stomach's gonna be full of great chocolate chip cookies :3
you'll be always welcomed in my confectionery and im gonna give u a special discount for best friends only cc:

@lottatearslefttocry
u're so sweet i can't breath

@dontworrybehappy
it rhymes :O

@lottatearslefttocry
oh shit should i become a rapper
actually i've written a lotta short poems on the toilet door at school so far

@dontworrybehappy
i suppose they're not about sweet things such as puppies and the scent of air after rain

@lottatearslefttocry
right
they're 'bout injustice, fake love, depression and so on
also many of them are about sex
and about my dick 'cause everyone needs to know how big it is

@dontworrybehappy
r u serious rn -__-

@lottatearslefttocry
I don't sign it anyways
I'm an anonymous artist

@dontworrybehappy
y would u waste ur talent on poems about ur wiener

@lottatearslefttocry
it's not wasting talent but using it for the right thing
everyone in school is now aware of a student whose dick is big like a broomstick and hard like a brick

@dontworrybehappy
gross

@lottatearslefttocry
you should've written 'beautiful' or 'wow hyung you're so talented! I want to be like you when I grow up!'

@dontworrybehappy
my parents tell me not to lie almost everyday

@lottatearslefttocry
b
a
b
y
i've lied more times than i've told the truth

@dontworrybehappy
but you're honest when texting w me, right?

@lottatearslefttocry
yep 👀

@dontworrybehappy
was that a lie? -___-

@lottatearslefttocry
nope 👀

@dontworrybehappy
I see right through ur mind, dear Min Yoongi

@lottatearslefttocry
i kinda feel like u r trustworthy
thats mainly why im being honest with you

@dontworrybehappy
thanks hyung ❤️
i'll keep my fingers crossed for you
everything'll be better soon~

@lottatearslefttocry
i hope..