☾boys do cry |eng|

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@lottatearslefttocry
kook where the fuck r u
hope u didnt run away

@dontworrybehappy
no, i'm too scared to go back to Busan w/o Jimin

@lottatearslefttocry
ok baby so where r u? I've been looking for u for the past fifteen minutes and the only thing i've found is taehyung's underwear

@dontworrybehappy
gross
y would u tell me hyung

@lottatearslefttocry
it wasn't gross
there were spongebob and patrick on it

@dontworrybehappy
that doesnt like something taehyung'd wear

@lottatearslefttocry
Pff he wears even worse than this one
it's hard not to burst out laughing when we're about to have sex and u see his underwear with mr bean

@dontworrybehappy
Ok ok, i dont need to know the details

@lottatearslefttocry
But i do so u better tell me where u r

@dontworrybehappy
i went to a bakery to buy something for breakfast ^^

@lottatearslefttocry
omg marry me

@dontworrybehappy
oh i sadly have a gf 👀

@lottatearslefttocry
uhh fuck her

@dontworrybehappy
omg what if something goes wrong and we have babies!
That's a huge responsibility and i'm not mature enough to be able to handle it

@lottatearslefttocry
NoT LikE ThaT

@dontworrybehappy
marry taehyung, he's ur bf

@lottatearslefttocry
but i chose u, chonguk

@dontworrybehappy
i cant marry someone who doesnt even know how to spell my name

@lottatearslefttocry
nvm, hurry up cuz ur future husband iz hungry

@dontworrybehappy
oh is lee jongsuk hungry? 😱

@lottatearslefttocry
ouch
that was mean jungcock, really mean

@dontworrybehappy
life hits hard

@lottatearslefttocry
imma watch some videos with puppies to get over you not wanting to marry me T.T

@dontworrybehappy
ok -_-

@lottatearslefttocry
bitch don't "-_-" me 😡

@dontworrybehappy
we're already having a marital crisis
which is funny cuz we're not married :'D

@lottatearslefttocry
Kook, the joke is much less funny when u explain it :'D

@dontworrybehappy
oh ok 👀
i'm in front of the door, could u open it for me? ^^

@lottatearslefttocry
U've got food, ofc i can, wait a sex

@dontworrybehappy
wait a what

@lottatearslefttocry
sec*
there's like a 3 millimetres long gap between those letters on the keybord, not my fault

@dontworrybehappy
sure, hyung
oh god what was that sound? 👀

@lottatearslefttocry
i tripped..

@dontworrybehappy
over what

@lottatearslefttocry
over taehyung

@dontworrybehappy
ok, why is taehyung on the floor?

@lottatearslefttocry
idk maybe he's dead, who knows

@dontworrybehappy
hyung! Ask him!

@lottatearslefttocry
if he's dead?

@dontworrybehappy
if he's alright! cmon, he's lying on the floor, isnt that odd?

@lottatearslefttocry
lol

@dontworrybehappy
lol what

@lottatearslefttocry
im not telling u :DD

@dontworrybehappy
u r not telling me what?!?!?!?!?

@lottatearslefttocry
well i cant tell u what im not telling u bcuz im not telling u u saphead

@dontworrybehappy
what did u just call me?
No donuts for u

@lottatearslefttocry
im not gonna let u in if u dont give me my donutz

@dontworrybehappy
That's threatening i'd say

@lottatearslefttocry
call it as you please, the most important thing is that im starving

@dontworrybehappy
Just tell me the thing u dont wanna tell me and i'll give u three donutz, ive got also two for taehyung and two for jimin~

@lottatearslefttocry
oh, taehyung cannot eat donuts

@dontworrybehappy
why? is he allergic?

@lottatearslefttocry
nope, it's just the donuts have holes and he always gets really horny and it'd be inappropriate to fuck when u guys r here

@dontworrybehappy
y did i ask -___-
now tell me the thing
but if it's smth ur and taehyung's sexual life related, u dont have to :')

@lottatearslefttocry
uhm, he was lying on the ground and i asked him if he's dead and he mumbled smth i didnt understand and then! He grabbed my ass and kissed me. End of the story, good night

@dontworrybehappy
could've gone worse
well now it'd be really nice if u open the door

@lottatearslefttocry
oh yeah, im cumming

@dontworrybehappy
wHaT 👀

@lottatearslefttocry
coming* autocorrect :'D

@dontworrybehappy
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