Creepypasta Zodiac Signs

Some shtty Moments

( this is all random. for you guys!! )
Libra: Watcha doin, Cancer?
Cancer: I'm reading. Isn't it obvious?
Virgo: Better not disturb little slender.
Toby: Who's in for some waffles?!?!
The other zodiacs: I AM!!!!
Toby: THEN LET'S GO TO THE KITCHEN!!!
Other zodiacs: YEAH!!!
Cancer : Better call the proxies. Or maybe Slender himself. Toby IS a proxy, after all.
* at Slender's office *
Cancer knocks.
Slender : You may come in.
Cancer: Toby and the others....are raiding the kitchen. Again.
Slender sighs.
Slender : The 6th time this week. I guess you are the only one who has sense here. The others are out killing, I've lots of paperwork to deal with. You handle them. +_+
Cancer : I can't. They all listen to you. And I'm reading. #.#
Slender : If you insist on it.... -_-
* at le kitchen *
( gotta get ur imaginations working here!!! )
* Libra is sitting at the counter, with Gemini, playing with E.J's kidneys; Toby, Aquarius, Leo, Pisces, and Scorpio is standing by the waffle maker, waiting for them to get cooked;  and the rest were having food fights. *
Slender does the famous face palm.
Slender : STOP THIS NONSENSE AT ONCE!!! CLEAN UP THIS MESS!!!>~<
Aquarius: Wow, I can't look at him in the ' eye '.
Everyone in the kitchen laughs. Except Slender.
Slender: Face the wall, NOW!!
All the Signs, including Toby got the naughty wall. As for Cancer.....
Cancer : Hmmm....... Maybe I would try to make waffles next time......