Creepypasta Zodiac Signs

What does Mr.Smiley-face say about you?

Aries : " I don't give a f*ck about them, 'cuz they don't care about me too. "

Taurus : " They stared at my knife for A SECOND. I hate them. "

Gemini : " Never meddled with me. I see them on the couch, snoozing, EVERYDAY. "

Cancer : " That a$$ is just like No-Face. That's why I slammed a ball in their face. "

Leo : " They always are the victims of KageKao's pranks. I laugh at them. "

Virgo : " I thought they were a thief once. I saw them in MY room. "

Libra : " Pffffffffftttttt, they were so scared when Slender gave them a time-out, wanna see that face all the time, so I always scare them. "

Scorpio : " That a$$ li-no, LOVES to bug me. So, I try to stay away from themm as possible. "

Sagittarius : " Almost got in-trouble because he/she and Aquarius tried to burn the mansion. "

Capricorn : " Silent potato. "

Aquarius : " *same as Sagittarius* "

Pisces : " I HATE them. They got my hoodie a DROP of pink paint, I tell you. THEY GOT A DROP----"