Let's Be Insane Together (CWAC Book Three)

Chapter 7: Sheony

Wade wraps his arms around Harley's waist as she looks out the window of the jet.

"What are you doing, Sugah?" Harley asks Wade who lifts her jester mask to lick her neck before kissing it and nipping at her.

"Hungry for Cookie" he mumbles against her neck pulling her waist back against his hips.

"Red and the Squidgy man are in the next room....." Harley warns turning to face him, Wade pouts through his mask. "Maybe later," she tells him with a dirty smirk, before kissing his mask and pulling her own back down. Wade pouts and gives her backside a slap.

"Well...in that case, get gone so I can whack one out" she smirks and pouts back. "Hey you wanted to wait, Pop Tart" she chuckles as she leaves the small room. Wade smirks and looks to his hand. "Oh.....I'm gonna ruin Cap's bunk"

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Loki sits on the floor of the jet as Ivy rummages through the storage lockers.

"There should be something in here you can wear," she tells him, Loki watches her as she grabs a bag from one of the lockers.

"This isn't your jet" he points out with a smirk. Ivy glances to him and smirks back.

"No, it's not......." she holds out the bag to him and crouches, Loki takes the bag and raises an eyebrow at the symbol on the bag.

"Oh my....the Avengers...." he looks up at Ivy who smirks wider. "You stole a jet from the Avengers"

"We did" Ivy looks to Harley as she walks past them.

"They're a little odd, aren't they?" Loki asks looking to the blonde, Ivy chuckles.

"Harley and Wade? Yeah, just a little.....it's all part of the villain cliches really" Harley screams and hits the deck. Ivy and Loki look to her and raise an eyebrow each.

"Maybe......maybe we were tracked" Harley whispers pointing up at the window. "And maybe....maybe they've found us" she whispers. Ivy's eyes widen.

"Are you saying that the Avengers are right outside?" Harley nods before looking to Loki.

"Okay.......plan" she starts and looks to Wade as he enters zipping up his suit flies. She looks at him. "Me and Wade will hold them off.....Ivy" Harley looks to her friend. "You get Loki out of here...." Loki frowns.

"You are helping me?" he asks. "Keeping me from them?"

"You're not their favorite person....guess what, neither are we.....they'll lock you away....we each know how that feels....it's not great"

"He can stay with me at the Greenhouse" Ivy tells them before looking to Loki who nods. Ivy grabs the bag and holds out her free hand to Loki, he looks to it then to Ivy who smiles. Loki takes her hand and lets her pull him to his feet.

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Harley drags her mallet behind her as she and Wade step off the jet, they share a look, Wade takes her hand and raises it to his mask.

"You know....if they grab us.....I'll get you out of it, Cupcake" she smiles up at him.

"Awww...sugah....."

"Well....your crazy matches my crazy" she reaches up and wraps an arm around his neck pulling him down to kiss his mask. 

"And your crazy matches mine" they both smile.

"Wilson!!" Shea Skywalker shouts pointing at him. "You stole my baby!!" Tony is trying to calm her down.

"It's okay, Shea...see in one piece" Tony motions to the ship. Shea is still glaring at Wade. Tony looks to him and then to Harley, lucky her mask and makeup cover up most of her identity, cause this would be awkward. "Is this her?" Tony asks. "Your Cookie?" Harley smirks up at Wade.

"You talked about me, Sugah?" Wade looks down at her.

"So, do you have a real name or is it actually Cookie?" She smirks and leans on her mallet.

"They call me Harlequin" she points to her jesters mask. Tony and Shea side eyes the girl who smirks.

"Shall we, Cupcake?" Wade states reaching for his katana.

"Oh, we shall, Puddin'" she raises her mallet.

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Harley sits next to Wade who groans, flat on his back on in the dirt, once Wade went down, Shea and Tony let it go. They kept away from Harley mostly cause they weren't sure how much she was actually willing in the whole thing.

"You okay there, Puddin'?" she asks leaning on his chest, Wade wraps an arm around her and groans.

"Yeah, gimme a second and we can go...Sheony?"

"Left with the jet...."

"Red and Squidy?"

"Got away just fine..." Harley stands and pulls Wade up with her. He wraps an arm around her waist and looks down at her before he pulls her mask off, her ponytails bouncing away before settling. He smiles and strokes her face.

"Thanks for having my back....." she smiles.

"Anytime, Sugah"