Let's Be Insane Together (CWAC Book Three)

Chapter 10: Harley Quinn's Ace

Wade paces Harley's bedroom. Marvel sits in the doorway watching him, head cocked. Wade claps his hands together.

"You can do this," he tells himself. "You can do this" Wade nods to himself. "What's the worst that could happen?" he sighs. "She's your Cookie, she's not going to run away" Wade then pulls off his mask. Marvel howls and runs away. Wade throws his head back and laughs. "Fake laugh. Hiding real pain" he sighs and turns to the bed. "If this doesn't work...I'mma totally kill Stark"

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Harley returns from the party and kicks off her shoes and jacket before sighing.

"Wade? Are you here?" Harley asks quietly. "It's okay if you're not," she tells herself. "Cause...I was a bitch"

"Cookie" Harley relaxes a little and follows Wade's voice into her bedroom.

"I'm sorry about earlier. It's okay if you don't want to take the suit off.....I was just..." she cuts herself off and stares at Wade who is lying naked on her bed, completely naked.

"I thought about it," Wade tells her. "You were right" he waves over himself. "Let the running and the puking begin" Harley reaches down and pulls her dress over her head before moving towards him. "What are you doing?" Wade asks. "Why aren't you running away? I look like a testicle with teeth" Harley climbs onto the bed and kisses him, Wade is confused but hey the half-naked hot chick is kissing him so...he kisses her back, Harley pulls back and smiles.

"You're my testicle with teeth" she touches his face. Wade stares at her.

"....Harley......"

"What?" she leans away from him. "Was this....were you trying to scare me off? Do you not want...." Wade grabs her waist and turns them both over.

"Oh Cupcake...." he kisses her. "You think I want to give up aaalllll of this" he waves over her body, she smirks. "Plus that crackpot mind of yours" he kisses her. "Your crazy matches my crazy"

"And your crazy matches mine" they share a look, Wade smiles and nuzzles into her neck. "Aw, c'mon Puddin - don'tcha wanna rev up ya Harley? VROOOM VROOM!" Wade pulls back to stare at her before he smirks.

"I think we should spend some super sexy time, just you and me, and, uh, maybe cover you with whipped cream" Harley smirks.

"Sounds like a plan, Puddin'"

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Wade wraps his arms around Harley as he nips at the back of her neck.

"I wanna take you somewhere" he mumbles pulling her closer. "Wanna introduce you to someone"

"More people" she grumbles.

"Insane people" Wade corrects, Harley turns to face him.

"Insane people?" he nods and strokes her face, she smiles at him. 

"Is that a yes?" she nods.

"Okay

"And we can drink at the same time!" he cheers at her, she laughs and pushes him onto his back as she straddles his waist. "Done....now....morning no pants fun" she chuckles.

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"That's what you're wearing?" Wade asks looking at Harley's backside as she bends over to grab her boots, Wade loves those shorts on her but he's taking her to meet his...'people' and he knows they will love them shorts too.

"What's wrong with it?" she asks turning to face him. "I thought you liked this outfit" Wade smiles and pulls her to him.

"I do" he grabs her backside and smirks. "I love this outfit....I'm just...." Harley smirks and wraps her arms around his neck.

"Awwww Puddin', you want it just for you" he nods and pouts. "I just wanted to look nice for your friends"

"Then you win" he lifts her up and turns to leave the room. "You look real pretty, Cookie" he kisses her jaw. "Can you pull my hood up?" he asks quietly. Harley pulls his hood over his head to hide him from everyone else. He's been foregoing the mask and suit since she'd not freaked out. She'd not once cringed at him. He fell harder for the whacky little blonde girl.

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Wade throws his arm over Harley's shoulder as he motions to the building in front of them.

"Welcome to Sister Margaret's" he kisses her head and they head inside. Harley smiles looking around, Wade smiles at her. "It's like a job fair for mercenaries. Think of us like really screwed up tooth fairies, except we knock out the teeth and take the cash" he teases. "You best hope we never see your name on a gold card" he pokes her nose and they head further into the bar. Wade greets a few men as he walks over to the bartender.

"Wade Wilson. Patron saint of the pitiful" Weasel greets. "What can I do for you?"

"I'd love a blowjob" Wade answers, Weasel looks to Harley and smirks.

"Oh God, me too"

"The drink, moose knuckle" Wade corrects and leans to Harley. "This is Weasel....my best friend" he looks to Weasel. "Wease....this is Harley...she and I are doing the horizontal fandango" Harley holds out her hand and smirks.

"Harley Quinn, nice to meetcha" Weasel smirks and takes her hand.

"Back atcha....any friend of Wade's is a friend of mine......now, can I get you anything?"

"No, thank you" Harley shakes her head.

"Weasel can make anything," Wade tells her. "Even that red girly drink you like...tell him" Harley bites her lip, Weasel smirks.

"If you tell me, I will make it for you" he teases, Harley smiles.

"Ice, Chambord, St. Germain, and Vodka. Shake. Strain into martini glass. Top with Champagne and add a cherry"

"Does it have a name?" Harley shakes her head.

"No...I just mixed together leftovers one day" Wade smirks at her. Weasel chuckles and turns to make their drinks. Wade pulls Harley closer.

"What do you think?"

"I like this place" she beams up at him. Wade kisses her. 

"Okay, good" he turns them both to face out at the bar, Wade whistles, the mercs all turn to them. "Everybody....this is Harley...." Harley waves a little. "She is my best girl" Harley looks to Wade. "You all be nice" Harley smiles at him. "Carry on" he turns them back to the bar.

"Alright, Kalua, Bailey's, and whipped cream" Weasel sets a drink on the bar. "I give you: A Blowjob. Ah, why did you make me make that?" Harley laughs. "And...." Weasel sets Harley's bright red drink before her. "Harley Quinn's Ace" she smiles at him. "Welcome to the family"

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Harley looks to her watch and then sigh.

"Cupcake?" Wade asks taking her hand.

"I said I would go shopping with Ivy...." she pouts, Wade kisses her.

"Go....go on, I've been hogging you, plus....should check on the squidgy man" she nods.

"Okay!" she jumps down and Wade slaps her backside with a smirk.

"I'll be waiting" she turns to him.

"Gimme some sugar, baby" Wade pulls her closer, she smirks and kisses him. "I'll see you" she cups his crotch. "Later" with a chuckle, she turns and leaves. Wade stares after her dreamily.

"Oh man, you really found one there" Weasel states.

"She's perfect"