Dear Ice cream,
Why must you be so much fat?
The easiest thing you could possibly do is just slim the hell up.
I'm not saying that you're past the point of no-return, but with enough of you, shit's going down.
Okay, one day. I was chewing on my ice cream, and bam! A noise echoes through the house. Immediately, I stop; mid-chewing; and just freeze.
I'm home alone. Is my only thought.
I grab my spoon, pretends it's a weapon, and shuffle silently around the house. When I'm walked to my brother and sisters bed room, the window was cracked, with blood dripping down the cracks.
It was a bird that hit the window.
Well haha bird. The jokes on you. 'Cause you tried to give me a heart attack, and them suicided yourself in the process.
So I guess the moral of it is that if your eating ice cream, make sure your in a world where there are no birds. And maybe for precautions, have a heart attack yourself so there isn't something else that gives you the heart.
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