Not So Bitter Moments By Bitter Bitches

Memory #1

There's no timeline to this story. Its literally just going to me thinking of a memory and writing about it. With that said here's my first memory.

It was around October of 2017 and I had gone to a hotel with Lizzy and her family. After a whole day of basically drinking (I'm not condoning underage drinking, it can have consequences as you will see later), eating and lying beside the pool night had come and Lizzy and I were finally tired. Just as we were getting ready for bed, Lizzy's sister, Kara, and Kara's best friend, Sadie came into the room we were all staying in and told us the hotel had a club and they wanted to go. Now I love these girls like they were my own little sisters and I knew if we went to sleep, they would've gone anyway and letting them go by themselves was definitely a no no. So, Lizzy and I got up and put back on some clothes and went to the club with them. This is how our night at the club started. 

The bold is Lizzy, italics the clubs DJ and the normal font is me.

"Wow this place is packed with tourists"

"Yeah no wonder the music is shit. How are they even dancing to this?"

"Never in my life did I think I'd see people attempt to grind to Taylor Swift"

"I need another drink if I have to watch and listen to this"

"I'm going to ask the DJ to change the music to dancehall because this isn't it"

"There's weird dude approaching Kara, deal with him while I deal with the drinks"

"Already on it"

"......"

"Weird dude's gone and the DJ ignored me"

"Tragic. Here's your drink"

"If I hear 'Shots' one more time I'm really going to shot mysel-"

"Thank god he changed his selection. Let's actually enjoy ourselves now"

Being the people that we are, Lizzy and I started dancing. what I failed to realise while dancing and watching Kara and Sadie, was the DJ coming out of booth and behind me. I kid you not. He picked me up and wrapped my legs around his waist so that I was upside down with my hands on the floor. Not only did my drink fall out my hand, my boobs fell out my top. The next part goes like this:

"screams"

"screams"

"screams"

"Put me down!"

"Lizzy! oh my god! Lizzy!"

"Put her down! Put her fucking down, her tits fell out!"

"Shit I'm sorry"

"Oh my god what the fuck dude, why would you do that?"

"I didn't know your boobs were going to fall out!"

"Well they did, thanks for embarrassing me"

"Well we should forget about this and maybe have some more fu-"

"No"

"Oh"

"Bye, Lizzy! Sadie! Kara! Let's go!"

"Bruh that embarrassing"

"Well no shit, that's why we're leaving"

"Next time try not to flash the entire club your tits so we can stay longer please"

"shut up"