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Y/N, May 12th
Your mom wakes you up that morning at 8:15 AM, telling you that the bus would pick you up in 5 minutes. You groan and roll out of bed, wondering why she decided to only wake you up 5 minutes before the bus came. Rolling your eyes, you toss on a black T-shirt with a little skeleton hand holding a rose stitched onto the corner of it and tuck it into a pair of black shorts. You also throw on your black converse and then grab all your stuff before running out the door, taking one last look around to make sure you didn't forget anything.

You hug and wave goodbye to your parents before getting on the bus, and as it rolls away from your house you wonder how old it is. It looks beat up and worn like it had been made a hundred years ago, yet the old man driving it didn't seem to notice.

After about an hour of driving -while you read, ate snacks, stared out the window, or played on your phone- you finally reach the camp. The bus stops, the doors open, and the old man says to someone outside with a grunt, "The new kids here." You prepare a smile and walk off the bus, carrying your stuff with you.

A tall man with red hair and a black haired boy about your age stand in front of the bus. The man seems ecstatic about you coming and smiles greatly at you, exclaiming "Hello! You must be Y/N! I'm David! Nice to meet you!" You chuckle and shake his hand before waving at the boy beside David. He looks cute, even though he's scowling. "Oh and that's Max, a camper here at this camp!" Max shrugs and starts to walk off. "Woah there Max! Aren't you excited about the new camper?" David questions happily. "The hell I'm not I'm just going to take her on the tour," David almost squeals from excitement, before Max quickly adds, "But only because you and Gwen bribed me with candy. And you'd better have that God-dammed candy," Max threatens. David deflates a little, but the quickly smiles again and explains that "Well you showing Y/N around is better than you just sitting there so, Y/N follow Max and he'll take you on a tour!" You smile at David and say okay as he walks off.

Once David is out of earshot, Max grabs your arm and says "Okay. I finally got that tree man to trust me with this BUT that bus that you came off of is our only way out of this fucking nightmare of a camp. You can go ahead and find your way around or you can escape with me. Either way I'm out of here." You just nod and both of you walk to the bus -you've got your stuff in a black backpack that matches your drawstring bag- with the 'quarter master', as David had called him, nowhere to be seen. You guys manage to get in the bus before a woman walks by, glancing over to notice you and Max clambering onto the bus.

"Gwen! Shit! Get at the wheel Y/N!" Max yells. You do as you're told and as he sits down, flicking Gwen off, you start to drive away. Sadly, you're just a little bit too short to reach and end out crashing into a tree not too far away from the camp. Gwen and David get there about 5 minutes later, with David scolding you. "Max! I am So disappointed in you! I thought you were better than this, dragging the Y/N into driving the bus away. You did this last time someone new came too!" Max just shrugged and said "Last time you only had three of us to deal with. Now you have another asshole to watch out for. Right, Y/N?" You smile and agree with him as you both begin to walk back to camp.

"Man, we were so close!" Max complains as you walk. You giggle and explain that "Not like we were going to get that far, seeing as you designated me to be the driver despite me being like half a head shorter than you." Max laughs at that, and says that he will actually show you around now, and that he would introduce you to his friends.