Quotes From My Friends

26/01/19

Me: *singing* Shut the fuck up

Alicja: Ashley

Me: You're a fucking cunt

Alicja: Watch your language

Me: Shut the fuck up. You're a stupid cunt suck my dick

Alicja: Ashley! Watch your language!

Me: How can I watch my Language?

Alicja: ... I am going to beat you. And you know what with? My hands