Your Majesty~ (Kirito x Eugeo SAO)

Why me!

Eugeo was passed out in the trunk of a black car, driving to the members hideout to do more horrible things to him, Rin asked, "Where's Nitori? That damn brat! Always getting into trouble!" Now that Rin knew that Nitori wasn't in the car, he had to get prepared. "Nitori is gone!!!" Momotaro panicked. Sosuke covered Momotaro's mouth for him to be quiet, but he still panicked. "So what if he is gone," Rin pointed out, "it's not like we need him anyways." Momotaro always had a crush on Nitori even though, he always seemed to have likings for a girl, he was hiding the truth. "But he's really important to the team!" "Okay, name some good reasons why he's important for this team!" Momotaro almost had a heart attack when he started naming all of them. "-and he can help us better on sneaking our way out of things, you know what they think, he's innocent!" Rin shrugged and said, "I haven't noticed that, you must take a liking to him if you know that much." Momotaro blushed as he covered his face with his arms and said, "N-No, I just, I just know this stuff!" Sosuke chuckled and admitted, "That's what I said when I liked someone and had to cover it up!" Rin looked behind his seat to face Sosuke and said, "And who was that!" Sosuke chuckled again and shook his head, "It's a secret! And plus that does mean he has a crush on Nitori!"

Nitori and Kirito stood there in silence as everyone passed them. "Where's Eugeo! Tell me!" Kirito commanded. Nitori motioned for him and whispered in his ear, "I know where he is we just have to steal something to get him back." Kirito was shocked, he has never stolen anything in his life, but he guessed that it was going to be his first time today. "Okay, what is it going to be?" Nitori pointed to a car and said, "A car. It's too far away to get there by foot." Determined Kirito said, "Lets do this! By the way where are we going?" "No time! Let's hurry up and steal this car! It still has it's keys in there and the window is wide open! I'll drive." "But there's witnesses all around us. How are we going to do this?" Nitori facepalmed himself and answered, "They'll just think it's ours and that we just left our keys in there, so I'll climb in through the window and start up the car and let you in, okay?" "But-" "Okay, ready let's go!" Nitori grabbed Kirito's arm to follow him and raced to the car. Kirito waited for him to get in through the window on the other side of the car. Nitori started the car fast, since the key was already in the ignition lock cylinder (the keyhole XD). "Hurry up and get in!" Nitori said. Nitori was in the driver's seat, while Kirito was beside him in the passengers seat. When Kirito finally got in, Nitori didn't even wait for him to close the door. He drove really fast and Kirito almost threw up from all the movement. Nitori looked like he was enjoying this since he never drove in his team's car. He was practically standing up, but still sitting some how, his tounge was sticking out. It was like a video game to him, like he was racing against something, but there was no one there, so he went faster each time. Kirito held onto the seat as he yelled, "Nitori stop going so fast!" "Don't you want to save your boyfriend?" "Yeah, but-" "Okay, then shut up!" "It isn't  that big of a deal you know!" Nitori almost immediately stopped the car when he said that. "You don't care about your boyfriend! Look, if I had someone special I would care for them even if it's for my own lifes sake! No matter how fast the driver was going he was probably caring for that person as well, so shut your mouth and let's rescue him!" Kirito nodded, but held on to the seat tighter, because Nitori needed to get his anger out of him on the cars speed.
(Things not to do with a car. Don't do this kids 👍)

The team made it to their secret hideout where Eugeo was wide awake and terrified of what's next to come. "Why me!"