Your Majesty~ (Kirito x Eugeo SAO)

What are you Doing?

"Be quiet, Eugeo," Kirito mumbled. Their food came in shortly after the whole scene, but this time the waitress whispered to them, "Please don't make a scene like that again. We can't take the bad reviews of this place." And like that, she left without saying another word. Eugeo glances at Kirito, only to find him choking on his dessert. "Oh, shit," Eugeo cursed, going over to Kirito and making a huge scene. "Kirito, cough to try to get your food out," Eugeo suggested. Watching how that didn't work, Eugeo gets him out of the chair, standing behind him he grabs his waist, placing his hand (in a fist) above his belly button; Eugeo then places his other hand on top of his fist and pulls sharply inward and upwards 5 times, making Kirito cough up his dessert. "Oh Kirito, are you okay?" Eugeo asks, holding Kirito's hand. Everyone in the restaurant was staring at them and Eugeo didn't like it so he yelled, "What the hell are y'all looking at? It would've been more helpful to help me instead of making me feel more embarrassed than ever." Everyone then looked away, not wanting to come across a raging Eugeo. "E-Eugeo?" Kirito coughs, opening his eyes and staring at him. "Kirito? Yes, what is it?" Knowing Kirito was stable, Eugeo helped him stand up and left money on the table just in case they didn't think they were gonna pay and left throughout the doors of Il Ristorante di Lientè. "I'm definitely leaving three stars here," Eugeo planned, walking down the street. Kirito walked beside him, feeling guilty as ever. 'I should've chewed slowly' "Hey, um Eugeo?" Kirito started, looking at the pavement below him. "Yeah?" "I'm sorry I ruined this date," Kirito apologized. "It's okay. I enjoyed half of the time we were there, and which I mean by that I mean I liked the part where I was eating the food," Eugeo reassured him, patting him lightly on the back. Kirito chuckled and said, "As long as you like some of this disastrous night, I'm fine." 'I guess I'm not fucking him today, nor any other day' Kirito facepalmed himself as soon as he knew what he had done. "Fuck," He swore. Eugeo stared at him and asked, "What's wrong?" Kirito glanced at him but quickly looked away with a small blush spreading on his cheeks. "Oh, nothing." They reached their destination, basically where their apartment was. Unlocking the door with a spare key Kirito had, (because he lost the other one) he lays on the couch, making sure there was no room on it. "Kirito, leave some space for me," Eugeo whines, making Kirito move his legs, "You haven't even taken your shoes off." Kirito lazily takes his shoes off without using his hands and sits up, grabbing for the remote, or at least searching for it. "Eugeo, where's the remote at?" Kirito questions, looking under the couch. Eugeo giggles and answers, "I have it, Kirito. Get up." Kirito perks up and stares at Eugeo. "You could've told me that. I was searching for nothing," He says, crossing his arms. "What do you wanna watch?" Eugeo queries, scrolling through the channels on. "Ghost Hunters," Kirito answers, knowing Eugeo hates that show, Kirito grabs the remote out his hand and quickly puts the channels numbers in. "Kirito, I hate that show. It's scary," Eugeo whimpers, trying to take the remote away from him, but failing miserably. "Chill, you say that to horror movies and you're not an eleven year old who's basically scared of everything. We are going to watch this so no complaining," Kirito said, staring at the screen. After some time Kirito got bored and stared at Eugeo covering his eyes with his hands over them. Kirito puts his arm around Eugeo and pulls him closer towards him. Eugeo and Kirito have had a few kisses in the past, mainly because Eugeo doesn't want the relationship to go fast, but Kirito tries to sneak in a few tongue actions before Eugeo pulls away. 'Right now would be the perfect time to do it' Kirito thought, staring at Eugeo. Making his decision, Kirito grabs Eugeo by the hands and slams (not that hard) him on the couch and presses his lips on Eugeo's soft ones. Eugeo, squirming, trying to get free, was going to kick him when he had the chance to. Once he felt Kirito's hand loosen his grip, Eugeo swiped his hand away from his and moves Kirito's face, covering his mouth in the process. What are you Doing?