La Squadra goes to Sonic

Epilogue

Prosciutto congratulated Pesci on him getting his stand ability, and how he'll finally be a great assassin. He thought his bravery against the enemy stand user was a promising thing to come from him. They never did tell anyone the real story. Ghiaccio couldn't afford to have his boyfriend kicked out for nearly molesting someone. Pesci was perfectly fine with forgetting about the incident, less scarring on his part. Prosciutto also really lied. He told them Risotto's video was about their next mission, which was very different than the 1h 30min of vore in the video. No dignity. Illuso and Formaggio enjoyed their wacky packs. Sorbet and Gelato were able to get the truth out of Formaggio, and never mentioned it to anyone because it made them go flaccid for weeks, even when in direct contact with each other, and they wouldn't wish that pain on another soul.

A week later, the boss's Seaworld employees went to La Squadra and told them their pay was getting cut. Apparently they had gotten the wrong shake. Ghiaccio blamed Sonic. Melone blamed Pesci for crying into it. Pesci blamed Melone for getting his cum in it. Formaggio blamed Ghiaccio for punching the car and shaking the shake beyond extection. Everyone agreed with that, so Ghiaccio's punizione was that he had to dress like Rei from Evangelion for a week (Formaggio really liked the show, he painted his stand like an eva even though Illuso told him he would get nauseous from the fumes). The boss actually did get the correct milkshake. It's just that he was informed of what Melone did from Squalo and Tiziano, who got the entire thing on video. He listed it as the shake because he didn't want Risotto to find out. Some things should remain secret, such as his identity...