Natsu: Yo I'm hungry. FiGhT mE sTriPpEr and MeTaL hEaD!!
Lucy: My boyfriend is SO immature god HelP mE!
Happy: Fish. Where's fish? Fish!!!
Carla: I'm STILL cold, FYI!
Romeo: AwKwArD!!!
Wendy: * Blushes * * Trips * Kya!!!
Erza: Cake!! Jellal's ab– I mean, what?
Jellal: Erza!! And hey! Lyon, you better take care of my daughter or I will .... end you...
Lyon: * Gulps * Gah! Meredy-chan!
Meredy: WTF, I haven't even showed up in this book yet.
Sting: Yukino! Are you on the menu?
Rogue: Kagura! Play like a card!
Yukino and Kagura: Guys... wtf.
Zeref: DeAtH.. NaTsU-bRo...MaViS-cHaN!!!
Mavis: Fairies!!!!
Laxus: People are the worst. They can go die–
Mira: LaXuS!!!
Juvia: Gray-sama!!!!
Gray: Who has my clothes?
Gajeel: Shoobidoobop!!
Levy: Shut the f*** up guys, I'm trying to read here!!!!
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