NaLu-
Lucy: Okay Natsu, sit down and be a good boy–
Natsu: Got i– * Notices Gray * FITE. ME. STRIPPER.
Lucy: Why do I bother....
Gruvia-
Gray: * Out on a date with Juvia *
Waiter: Okay, so what's your order–
Juvia: Gray-sama~
Waiter: What?
Gray: * Face-palms *
GaLe-
Levy: * Leaves Gajeel alone in a mission for 5 minutes *
Gajeel: * Awkwardly calling Levy on the phone * So.....funny story...
Levy: You got arrested?!?!?!?!
Jerza-
Jellal: Would you consider us adorable? Sweet?
Erza: No, we're mature teenagers.
Erza: We're cute.
RoWen-
Romeo: * Blushes * Sooo...
Wendy: * Blushes as well * U-ummm...
Both: * Awkwardly stares at each other *
Miraxus-
Mira: You always see the worst in some people.
Laxus: Yeah, because some people are the worst.
Happy x Carla-
Carla: I'm feeling a bit cold...
Happy: Here, take my fish.
Carla: I said I was cold.
Zervis-
Zeref: If I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die doing something I love.
Mavis: What?
Zeref: * Smirks suggestively *
Mavis: Dying?
Zeref: Ah.. never mind.
StingYu-
Sting: * Ordering cake for their anniversary * Yes, we'll have a chocolate cake please.
Employee: And what would you like your cake to say?
Sting: Can you wait for a sec? * Turns to Yukino * Psst, Yukino!
Yukino: Yes, Sting-kun?
Sting: Do we want a talking cake?
Rogura-
Rogue: Are you free?
Kagura: For what?
Rogue: You know, dinner.
Kagura: Hmm...
Rogue: I promise not to sexually harass you again!
Kagura: * Rolls eyes * Fine....
Rogue: YEES!!!
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