* Makarov is out for a meeting *
AI: Great! Now that your master is out! I'm gonna be the new master of this guild!
Lucy: Wait, wait-
AI: And you will be needing new names!
Laxus: I like my name.
AI: You! * Points to Freed * You will be mint!
Freed: ..... * sighs *
AI: * Points to Lucy and Laxus * You will be Lemon sherbet 1 and 2!
Laxus: For Pete's sake...
AI: * Points to Juvia and Jellal * Blueberry 1 and 2!
Jellal: Okay, I'm killing the one who took her daily ice cream.
AI: * Points to Wendy * Blueberry in a solo pack!
Wendy: Well I like that flavor..
AI: * Points to Happy and PantherLily * Ice cream sandwiches!!!
Happy: Why god! Why!
AI: * Looks at Strauss siblings and Carla * Vanilla! And vanilla popsicle.
AI: Natsu and Erza are strawberry!
Gray: * Snickers *
AI: * Slaps him * You ungrateful icicle!
AI: And you! * Points to Gajeel *
Gajeel: What–
AI: You. Are. Spoon!
Gajeel: .... spoon?
AI: Yes! Spoon!
Romeo: So what-
AI: All of you will have to listen to me! * Tortures them with countless orders *
Sting: * Walks in * Hey guys–
AI: * Glares at him; points her finger at him in an accusing manner * Ice cream thief! Ice cream disciples! Get him!
Everyone: * Glares at him with hatred *
Sting: * Gulps *
* Turns around *
* Runs *
* Trips in the process *
* Tried to turn into a bird *
* Realization hits hard and he realizes he can't *
* Mentally cursing at himself for binge watching RWBY to much *
* Goes to bite hand instead *
* It doesn't succeed and he mentally screams in pain *
* Realizes he isn't a Titan-Shifter and this isn't the attack on Titan world *
* Starts running instead *
* Cursing loudly because he's done nothing but binge watch anime *
* Still getting chased by the Fairy Tail mages *
Sting: F*** YOU ROGUE!!!! IT'S YOUR FAULT FOR TRICKING ME TO TAKING HER ICE CREAM!!!!!
- Somewhere at the Sabertooth guild -
Rogue: * Sips tea * Still dumb enough to fall for that...
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