Person A: So, I woke up in a pool of my own blood yesterday.
Person B: Ooh, that time of the month again?
Person A: Nope. I fell off my bed and rolled into the wall so hard I split my head open. I have 6 stitches.
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Excerpts From The MANY Books I Will Never Write
Ficțiune generalăLiterally the title. Read the title. That's all ya need to know. Feel free to not read anything in this book. I don't even care. I'm just bored and jotting down writing things so I don't forget them. Enjoy! Or don't.
