'Turn it down a bit' John deacon shouted.
'No don't turn it down!' Roger whined.
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(yes, this is an actual queen moment, i decided to put it in, i feel inspired so yeh^)
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Everyone started bickering and arguing ; There was a sudden stop of the aggressive noise when the door flung open by Freddie.
'HELLO DARLINGS! LOOK WHO'S HERE'
everyone turned to Freddie with a confused face is if he expected them to bow down to him.
'IT'S MY SPECIAL DAY!' Freddie hinted.
'And why is that?' Roger asked.
'Aha! You too, you're doing it like Jim!'
Roger was puzzled. 'Oooookayyyy'
'We ACTUALLY have no idea what you're talking about Freddie'
A little faith escaped out of Freddie.
'Didn't you check the calendar?' He asked.
'Course' we did, that's why we have them' Roger answered.
He started to think that nobody ACTUALLY knew what he thought they knew.
'Darlings, I'm a little tired today, I'm gonna leave' He muttered.
They all turned their heads as Freddie slammed the door shut, they heard him running away.
'Lame excuse to leave the band' Brian stated.
'OK GUYS, I HAVE AN IDEA FOR HIS CAKE, HOW ABOUT BOOBS! THAT'LL GET HIM ALL EMBARRASSED' Roger smirked
'That's quite dumb and not very thoughtful' John snapped.
He walked around the room like a mastermind. 'It wouldn't really show who he is, the cake needs to resemble him, that's how an ACTUAL friend would throw a birthday party' John grinned.
'So what do you have in mind?' Brian asked.
'...'
'A. Nine. Inch. Penis.'
Everyone stayed silent for 5 seconds, looking surprisingly at John, they thought he was the sweetheart of the band, he still is, but...
'How do you know how long freddie's p-'
Brian was cut off by john.
'Don't continue that sentence'
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SORRY I MADE A LOT OF CARELESS MISTAKES.
ALSO THIS BOOK IS A MISTAKE.
I WAS JUST BORED SO YEAH I CREATED THIS.
I CORRECTED THE BOOK A LITTLE.
YOU ARE READING
°¤*(¯'★'¯)*¤°•.// freddie mercury's birthday! // °¤*(¯'★'¯)*¤°•.
Historia Cortait was the 5th of september, when freddie woke up with a smile. he knew everyone would plan something special, and show that they would a little, he knew they would know. or so he thought.
