[notes:
dandy: seungmin
wok: woojin
aussie #1: chan
aussie #2: felix
innie: jeongin
Pillie Almighty: wonpil
end notes]
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[wonpil's slaves]
aussie #2: A Question To Chan Hyung
aussie #1: should I be scared
aussie #2: why would u be scared
aussie #1: I Am Full Of Fear Okay
aussie #2: o-oh
aussie #2: a-anyway
aussie #2: is it true that I can also d*te ur boy binnie hyung owo
aussie #1: Depends
aussie #1: Are You Willing To Share His Attention With Me And Jisung And Treat Him Like The Baby He Is
aussie #2: y-yeth owo
aussie #1: OwO then u have permission to start wooing to see if He's Interested
aussie #2: I will treat him Carefully UwU
wok: as You Should Plebe
aussie #2: HYUNGSNLSLW
aussie #1: wooj is so protective over the kids it's cute ))):
wok: uwu
wok: my,,,,,, children,,,,,,
wok: they are Soft
wok: even if binnie looks like he can eat u alive and jisung looks like a whole Idiot
aussie #1: remind me again why we aren't: dating
wok: bcoz 1) ew and 2) we are dating just not Dating u dumb fuck
aussie #1: o right
dandy: what does That mean
aussie #1: wooj is Averse to the idea of Dating and in this house we Respect That
aussie #1: so me n my boys uwu r their Platonic Boys
aussie #1: wooj is our uhhh, Caretaker ig
wok: if I wasn't there jisung would have eaten that mothball and binnie would have ended up dating [redacted]
aussie #1: yeth that is why we loaf u
dandy: this is Valid
dandy: Carry On
innie: wait
innie: does this platonic orgy include Cute Kithes and Soft Cuddles
wok: never call it an orgy ever again
wok: but yeth
innie: Then I Want In On This
innie: u can't say no bcoz I will not Listen
innie: I'm a baby I deserve kith n cuddles
aussie #1: valid u may proceed
aussie #2: isn't pillie hyung in a poly relationship too
Pillie Almighty: I Am And It Is Great
dandy: HOW DO U KEEP GETTING IN
Pillie Almighty: You Forget I'm Dating Brian
Pillie Almighty: He Knows Shit
dandy: I'm Telling Mother
Pillie Almighty: Do You Want Dowoonie To Be Sad
dandy: on second thought I'm Actually Not Telling Mother
Pillie Almighty: Weak
[Pillie Almighty has left the chat]
innie: now back to me
innie: I'm omw to channie hyung's shared apartment I'm getting those kithes
aussie #1: sungie should be home n binnie will be back in an hour
innie: Perfect
dandy: hey no fair I want in on this too
wok: we can all go n be a cuddle pile later after our shift uwu
wok: invite hyunjinnie too!!!
innie: I'LL DO IT
aussie #2: o-owo can I join
wok: squints
wok: I Guess
aussie #2: Thank
YOU ARE READING
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Fanfictionrandom chats in the lives of poly stray kids (aka me dumping tiny blurbs into one pile and calling it a story)
