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[lix => babybinnie]

lix: binnie hyung was so cute I'm )))):

babybinnie: owo u think I'm cute?

lix: UH
lix: excuse me while I go jump into the ocean

babybinnie: NO COME BACK I THOUGHT U WERE CUTE TOO JFKEKFKW

lix: o-owo
lix: please don't say sike

babybinnie: I'd never do that lmao
babybinnie: ur cute uwu

lix: UWU MACHINE BROKE

[3rachass]

babybinnie: I may or may not be cr*shing on felix

SUNGIE: OH WORM?

Channathan: Inch Resting

babybinnie: he's cute sue me )):

SUNGIE: big mood you may Proceed

Channathan: u probably have to convince wooj not to eat felix's ribs
Channathan: they've been threatening the poor kid that if he hurts u wooj is gonna blend his shins and drink it

babybinnie: wooj scares me
babybinnie: not as much as wooyoung tho that kid Wild

SUNGIE: I REMEMBER WOOYOUNG
SUNGIE: he's cool
SUNGIE: isn't he dating that san kid

babybinnie: I don't know who he's dating rn but the last time I heard from him he had two boys who he wants to woo
babybinnie: that and the "parents" of their friend group got together and were very adamant about christening their entire dorm

Channathan: they tryna make More Children

SUNGIE: cursed words

Channathan: u say that as if we haven't fucked on every available surface here :///

babybinnie: I am a Child Of God
babybinnie: in the words of Yoon Dowoon sunbaenim
babybinnie: Begone Thot

SUNGIE: isn't that what dowoon hyung told wonpil hyung the first time they met

babybinnie: yes
babybinnie: I aspire to one day be as unbothered and powerful as Dowoon hyung

Channathan: I remember that one time dowoon hyung slathered all of [redacted]'s underwear with fresh chilli juice
Channathan: I want to know How He Did It without ever getting caught

babybinnie: seungmin told me he once asked Dowoon hyung that exact same question
babybinnie: Dowoon hyung told him that if he told minnie he'd be forced to dunk minnie's head into the blender and feed him to wonpil hyung

SUNGIE: I don't think wonpil hyung would appreciate drinking his younger brother

Channathan: at this point in time I can neither Confirm nor Deny that
Channathan: wonpil hyung is a cryptid what if he's out to eat us all

Pillie Almighty: You Would Be Correct

SUNGIE: JDKWLOSLSDBWLP

babybinnie: WHAT THE FUCK

Channathan: CURSED

Pillie Almighty: (:

babybinnie: LEAVE US DEMON OR I'M CALLING DOWOON HYUNG AND TELLING HIM YOU ATE HIS POP TARTS

[Pillie Almighty has left the chat]

SUNGIE: I'm sleeping with u guys tonight I don't think I Feel Safe Enough to even breathe