Just a Baku Birthday crack

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I was about to leave the gates of UA, papers in hand. When a certain hot head ran up to you. "DON'T FRIKIN GET IN MY WAY!!" He yelled in my face as I squinted.

"I won't, being best isn't my goal," I replied walking ahead. "Haah? What does that mean?" He mouthed. I furrowed my eyebrows in confusion. "I simply don't want to be the strongest anymore, please surpass me." I offer him. His eyes widen to a look of shock for a quick second before going back to his angry face.

Srsly. U forgot le special day. Hoe you Baka.

Ah its Baka-hoe's birthday. How'd ya kno.

I kno all de wae

That's ded..

Who cares? Just tell him. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

At that moment I felt like an idiot. What kind of character talks to the Author?! Ah shi- I meant themselves.
Bakugo just looked at me weirdly. "Why the frick did you ignore me for the past ten minutes?!"

"Fantasies~~" I did the jazz hands. "So uh *cough* Bakugo, Happy Birthday. We celebrate you as a creation." He stood there dumbfounded. 'Does she have mind reading or smthin?'

Ah shiz Bakugo is thinking you have a mind reading quirk.

"No I don't" The voice in my head facepalmed. "W-What?" The boy stuttered his cheeks flush pink. " Baku~~ did u just stutter?" I slapped my two hands on his non-existent cheek fat.

"The hell, WEMEN LEMME GOO!"

Then a bi-haired guy behind us giggled a bit hiding his smile. I waved at him with one hand still on Baku's cheek.

"Let it go~."  Shoto screeched freezing the floor and sliding from it.

"BEAUTIFUL!!" I pulled out a firecracker from my bag and pointed at it "This is u right now." Then I called MIdOrIYa outta nowhere. And I lighted the Firecracker, "DIS IS U NOW!!" I kissed him afterwards.

"EVERYBODY GO!!" The League of Villains run out of trees, students running towards us screaming. "HAPPY FRIKIN BIRTHDAY TO KING EXPLODO KILLS!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!" We chanted and Katsuki fans fall from the sky holding gifts and trinkets.

Finally the best part. Deku and AllMight kneeled on one leg. "You are better than us." The president came running and giving Baku the award of Number one hero.

It was glorious.
Bakugo finally proposed to Y/N and Kirishima.
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Oi Baku u okay.

What the fudge?!

You fell asleep on the toilet...
Get the fudge out, you ruined my dream.

Nah, that's just my present to you. Happy Birthday hoe. Go home.

"Shiz." He blushed, he honestly loved the gift. He wanted it to be real so badly. Now he just wanted to go home and write Baku fanfics.

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