Person 1: congratulations you just won a life time supply of tangerines
Person:2 but this is only one tangerine
Person 1: yep * puts gun to person 2's head* any last words
Person 2: uh yea can I eat the tangerine
Person1: o yea
Then person 1 patiently waited for person 2 to finish the tangerine before politely shooting them in the head and continues to clean up the tangerine's peel before then cleaning up the remains of person 2.
