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Me: hey mom is it ok if I turn the heat up I'm cold

Mom: then put some goddamn pants on

Me: but-

Mom: if you're cold then put some pants on I got fukin bills yo pay

Me: ok * continues to bundle myself in blankets but is still not wearing pants*

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