Glock Season | Key Glock

III. Glockoma

December 6th, 2018

Cyan | Trouble

"You are in the fucking UK, how the fuck we gon plan a baby shower ?"

"Ain't we already had one ?"

"You are so fucking dumb, I can't even be mad because I know your dumbass is serious."

"So what the fuck did we have ?"

"That was a gender reveal revealing the gender of our baby." I sighed

"Oh."

"Oh." I mocked him "Just stupid."

"Shut up, that shit finna be camo—"

"No ! You and that sucky ass daddy running that camo shit in the damn hole." I cut him off

"We don't have to have one."

"I'll get Jaxon to pay for it bitch and we'll have a cardboard Key Glock in attendance, fuck with me if you want too."

"You ain't shit." He sucked his teeth

"You shittier than me, anyways we finna have these big letters spelling out his name, I want Glizzy to have his own seat in the middle of us, and then I want"

"Why the fuck does Glizzy need a seat ?" He frowned his face up

"Don't be a deadbeat daddy already Key, treat your sons the same."

"Fuck that dog."

"You just mad he bit you, I told you to stop putting yo fingers by his mouth."

"I almost hung up on you for taking that dog side, don't test me. Anyways the theme finna be camouflage and don't even say nothing cause Ion wanna hear it."

"Okay Papa Glock." I propped my phone up before picking Glizzy up from the floor "Say sup bitch."

"What you eat today fat mama ?"

"I'm not fat I'm pregnant." I stated

"Uh okay." He made a face "I asked what you eat though."

"Not popeyes." I set Glizzy in my lap

"Marie."

"Lashun."

"What you eat today ?"

"A fruit bowl, nuggets from chick fil a, annnd nothing else cause I wasn't even hungry."

"My mama bringing you over some pasta she cooked yesterday."

"When ?" I asked just as somebody knocked on the door

"Hold on Papa Glock." I grabbed my phone slowly getting up "Whew shit."

"Who that ?" I heard Dolph ask in the background

"The only fucking female he should be on the phone with beside his granny and mama." I stated as I unlocked the door "Key whatchu got all these locks on for ?"

"Don't worry about it."

I opened the door seeing Miah and Meik on the phone talking to whoever.

"Hi aunty stink." Miah rubbed my stomach

"Stop cause he finna star— see bitch stop touching my stomach." I pushed her hand away

"Don't be upset my nephew love me." She laughed before walking inside

"Who you on the phone with ma ?" I asked Meik

"Shush and here." She stepped inside handing me the bowl of pasta