Glock Season | Key Glock

III. Glockoma

December 15th, 2018

Brayden | Trouble Jr

"On what Herb ?"

"On vito."

I choked on my smoke as he did that ugly ass spray bottle laugh. We was outside in my car getting high at Trouble baby shower.

"My sister really popped her pussy and got a damn baby on the way." I watched as some more people walked towards the entrance "She did some shit I never thought she would do."

"You thought she wasn't gon have a baby ?" Melly asked from the backseat

"Nah I did cause Key trapped her ass." I told him

"He did what ?" Herb asked as he started dying "Oh nah, I know my nigga ain't trap Troub."

"He sure the fuck did and my dumbass told him too, I thought when he said trap he meant stop her from traveling and shit. This nigga ended her whole summer before it started."

"You ain't shit." Melly said "You ain't shit."

"Oh well." I shrugged "I'm finna top her ass though, I'm finna do something nobody a think I'll do."

"Whatchu finna do lil folks ?"

"A nigga finna go to the moon." I looked at them smiling "Finna be the realest nigga on the moon."

"Now you just dumb." Melly looked at me

"How the fuck you finna go to the moon ? Yo ass not gon make it cause the sun and shit gon burn yo ass." Herb said

"Exactly stupid ass."

"Nah, y'all motherfuckers is stupid cause I'm gon make it there. Fuck the sun." I told them

"How you gon get to the moon without burning up from the sun ?" Melly asked

"He not." Herb laughed

"See this where niggas like y'all fuck up at, just doubting a smart nigga." I faced forward in my seat

"How you gon get there Brayden ?"

"A nigga gon go at night." I clapped my hands together

Herb and Melly looked at each other before they started dying laughing, I'm talking spray bottle laughs and slapping they leg.

"Boy fuck y'all niggas." I grabbed my blunt out of my cupholder "And y'all ain't hitting this shit either."

"Nah, cause you one of the most slowest niggas I ever met on bro." Herb said as he caught his breath

It was a knock on the drivers window and I downed it a little bit.

"How y'all niggas just gon smoke without me ?" Ayanna asked

"Oh shit, my bad sis jump in." I unlocked the door for her to get in

She slid in next to Melly and shut the door behind her.

"Sup Melly." She told him "Oh Herb Mimi said call her."

"I just called her ass earlier." He said

"She texted me that a good 30 minutes ago."

"Remind me later on."

"Alright." She nodded "Hell was y'all in here giggling like some lil school girls for ?"

"Brayden tell her." Melly said as Herb started laughing again

"A nigga finna go to the moon." I turned to face her