Oh Yeahh? The Love Triangle of the Century| ✔️

Show Me YOUR Stripes

K-A= Kool-Aid Man

Kool-Aid Man was walking down the streets of Snackville at night, after losing track of the friend he went out with. 

"I can't believe Mr. Peanut! He knew I didn't want to go out in the first place, how could he leave me?" K-A mumbled to himself angrily.

In the midst of his anger, he didn't notice the pole in from of him.

"OW!" he exclaimed, looking at the offending pole. There was a slightly distressed flyer stapled haphazardly above ads for piano lessons. 

"Stripes Strip Club, Come see Tony T - he's Grreeeaaatt" the poster read. A big, sexy, striped, orange tiger sat in the middle of the page showing off his seemingly endless muscles. K-A had a stripe fetish, he wish he'd known about this club sooner. A whole strip joint dedicated to handsome, striped men? This was a dream come true. He quickly made his way to the address listed at the bottom, he couldn't wait.

.~.~.

He walked in the door, and looked around. Stripes of different types were plastered all over the club. The walls, the floor, the furniture, the Strippers! Oh god, the strippers! He had to restrain himself from spilling his juices right then and there. Beautiful stripped men in little clothing were milling about the club everywhere. Some where interacting with patrons, some where at the bar, and others were on the poles. The second K-A's eyes drifted to the poles, he was at a loss for words. The sexy tiger, Tony T was looking right at him. He watched as Tony dismounted the pole and approached him.

"Hey sexy," Tony said to K-A in his husky voice, "Why don't you let me frost your flakes, baby"

"Only if you show me your stripes, you beefcake" Kool-Aid shot back.

"Fiesty, I like it, why don't I take you in the back and show you just how grreeaatt I can be"

"Oh yeah, i'd like th-" 

"Well aren't you lookin good, you red devil" a new, yellow and black striped stud muffin interjected.

"wh-who are you" K-A stuttered, taken aback by the man's beauty.

"Barry, Barry B. Benson, but you can call me Daddy. And might I say, I'm starting to like you as much as I like Jazz." Barry responded. Kool-Aid man blushed at the statement.

"Back off Barry, I got first dibs" Tony ground out angrily, taking an offensive stance.

"You always get the hot sex kittens, Tony. Just because you got put on the poster, it isn't fair!" Daddy aka Barry argued back. Kool-aid man felt drawn. He had feelings for both these men, how could he ever choose.  

"Life isn't fair grow up, you hanky spanky panky child. He's mine, now back off." Tony argued in response.

"We should let this sex wizard decide for himself" Daddy countered. They both looked at K-A, awaiting a response. 

Kool-Aid looked between the two men he'd met only minutes ago, he loved them both after only being around them for a few moments. He had no idea how to choose, he felt as if he was about to break out into tears, when he heard a voice yell out from across the club. It was Mr. Peanut, he'd been at the club the whole time.

"I can't hide my love for you anymore K-A! I've loved since the very first day I lay eyes on you. I could barely restrain myself being around you tonight, that's why I abandoned you. I thought I could find solace in the burrito grandes at stripes, but I just kept thinking about you. You're my little spicy dunkaroo, can't stand to be away from you much longer. Will you marry me Kool-Aid Man?"  Mr. Peanut proclaimed dramatically.

"Oh Yeah" Said K-A, holding back tears. He had completely forgotten about the other two hot potatoes , now walking dejectedly back to their poles. He jumped into Peanuts arms, and they walked off into the sunset. 

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