Kat×Kal Oneshots

End Me Please.

Kat tugged on one of her braids, attempting to pull it under her nose. She had been trying to make herself a mustache, to no avail. With a grunt of frustration, she tugged even harder.

"EEEEEK!"
Kat toppled out of her chair, taking the stack of books on her table with her.
"What the hell, you little shit!"
Kal only laughed, unintimidated by his girlfriends anger.
"You just looked so stupid, I couldn't resist. Plus, your options were either me pushing you, or accidentally ripping all the hair out of your head. I believe I did you a favor."
Kat rolled her eyes and raised her arm so as to be helped up. "Well then my beautifully handsome savior, why don't you help me up."
Rather than helping Kat up, Kal proceeded to drop on top of her.
Kat let out quick exhale, as her heavy boyfriend threw himself onto her like a dead weight.
"Kal, what are you~?" Kat's complaints were silenced when a pair of soft warm lips pressed against hers. The kiss was brief, but filled with love and affection.
When Kal pulled away, Kat couldn't catch her breath. It amazed her that after all these years, Kal could make her heart stop with a single touch.
Taking a deep breath, Kat reconnected their lips. Kat and Kal moved their lips in sync in a sloppy, passionate kiss. When Kat came up for air, Kal took the oppurtunity to stand up and pull her with him. When they were both standing, he pushed her against the ugly green wall behind them, and kissed her roughly.
Kal moved to press closer to his girlfriend and almost tripped on the fallen stool. He kicked it out of the way without breaking the kiss.
"Jump", he said against her lips.
Kat did a small leap, and Kal caught her and held her under her thighs so that her legs were around his waist.
Kat laced her fingers through her lovers thick curly hair, effectivley pulling it out of it's messy bun.
The scrungie flew across the room, and Kal's brown hair spilled around his face, but he paid it no mind, only moving his lips down from Kat's face and onto her throat.
A breathy moan released itself from Kat's swollen lips, and she whispered Kal's name. Kal liked to think that she was thanking the universe for helping them find each other. Those three years ago when Kal was broken, and Kat was lonely.
Kal's lips stilled on Kat's collar bone. His breathing grew labored and his eyes watered. A single tear rolled off his cheek and landed on Kat's chest. Kal watched it glide down her chocolate skin and disapear into her shirt as more tears streamed down his face.
Choking on a sob, Kal set Kat onto her feet and sat heavily on the stiff bed next to him.
"Kal...?" Kat asked hesitantley. Kal didn't respond, only sobbing harder at the sound of his loving girlfriends sweet voice calling his name so gently.
Rather than continueing to pry, Kat sat beside him on the bed and rested her head in the crook of his neck.
Kal shifted so that he could wrap both his arms around her shoulders, and bury his tear soaked face in her hair.
They sat like that for what felt like hours. Finally his hiccuping sobs were reduced to dry heaves and Kat's once neat braids were damp and frizzy.
"Sorry Kit kat", he said tugging softly on a braid. His voice was rough.
"What triggered it?" Kat asked as if unphased by the breakdown. They happened often enough.
"I love you so so much."
Kat kissed his forehead and decided to let the matter go for the time being, allowing the subject to be changed. "I know baby. I love you too."
Kal pecked her on the lips, but there was nothing lustful about it, that passionate, love crazed makeout session long since passed. Kat didn't mind though, it had given way to something much softer and sweeter, and Kal had absolutely no problem simply cuddling.
"Does it ever bother you?"
"What?" Kat questioned. She rolled over onto her other side, breaking the spoon they had formed in the passed time.
"Having an emotional mess for a boyfriend..."
Kat took his hand, placing it on her warm cheek. "We're all emotional messes. Some of us are just more broken than others." She then took her own hand and placed on top of the one resting on her face. "I won't lie to you. It's been almost four years, and you're still extremely broken. But when I met you, you were shards on the ground, hidden from public view by your own laughter and smiles."
"...This makes me feel better how?"
"It doesn't, if anything it shouldn't."
"Good thing you study to teach history, not to be a pshyciatrist."
Kat rolled her eyes. It was true that she wasn't the most sympathetic person, but that didn't mean the commentary wouldn't sting.
"What I was saying, before being so rudely inturrupted, was that progress has been made and you'll continue to make progress. And, yes, sometimes I wish that said progress would be made a little faster, but as long as you're growing, why should I care? I love you, and that will never change."
Kat closed her eyes, satisfied with her speech. She felt Kal draw closer, and felt him trace the word love onto her cheek with a gentle finger. She smiled, and relaxed into the mattess even further, and sleep started to encompass her.
Maybe he wasn't perfect, maybe he was far from it. But he was all she would ever want. All she would ever need.

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What.
The.
Holy.
Fuck.
That was a load of shit. It was an all over the place, lengthy, wordy, load of Ass dung.
And I have literally no regrets. I know I said no smexy times, and that I got pretty fucking close with that makeout session shit, but I will go to great lengths to embarass my friends.
Anyway, as much as I loved writing this, it took way too long to find inspiration, and I kinda died inside writing all that cutesy bullcrap (as the title suggested).
So instead of having to do an entire new idea, and taking another millenia, comment if you prefer me dedicating like, two or three chapters to how they met.
Or don't comment. I don't really care. I'm gonna do it either way. I'mma bad bitch, I do what I please.
But I prefer that you comment because I need name ideas for a fake high school and university.
With that said, I hope you'll find Venus and I to be entertaining, and maybe, if i'm doing this whole angsty drama queen edgelord thing right, you'll find amuesment in my constant suffering.

Signing off for now,
Saturn🖤