Dear Diary,
tHEY THEM FrEAKING ASSHOLeS THREW TACOS AND MILK AT ME!
The kids at school are quite the shitheads, the call me hoe and I dont know why. They always throw whatever is served in the cafeteria at me (today: tacos and milk) I HAVE TO WASH MY HAIR EVERY NIGHT! Luckily there was one good thing in my day:
WE ARE MOVING TO STRAYA MATE! Where my whole family lives! woop wop woop. I hope it will be a lovely town.
Yours truley, Alex.

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