The Unfortunate Journal of Alex Hoe - d.

Page ~ 3 ZOO MAN?

Dear Journal that's secretly a diary,

It's me Alex again. I went to the zoo today with my mum and little sister Aisha. (xD) and then I saw him, the hottest man on the planet! The zoo man, we made eye contact while he was scooping up donkey poo.

But then the worst thing happened .....

I went to go be a flirt and I sat down in a pile of SHIT! OMG IT WAS HORRIBLE!

He walked away.............

Yours bloody true, Alex.