Dear Journal,
It be Alex!
Of late all my mum has been cooking is chicken and corn soup, im soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sick of it!
Chicken and corn soup was once my favourite, but no bloody longer.
BREAKFAST - THE SOUP
LUNCH - THE GODDAMN SOUP
DINNER - THE FLUPPING DUCKING PENGUIN BLOODY SOUP
Diary that is a JOURNAL, Im going to call you Barbs from now on.
Yours truely,
Alex.
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