Undercover At An All Boys School

~ 2. disguises, disguises, disguises ~

'Yes' my mum said

'AND YOU'RE OK WITH THAT' I yelled

Imagine all the guys

All the 5 course meals

God damn

What no shut up

'We're gonna have to disguise you' brian said walking through my window

'How the fu- never mind' i stopped because my mum gave me the stare

I don't want the chancla

'Well you have long hair so that's gonna have to get folded some how' brian said

'Im going to liam. He's a make up artist' i said

'Ill call him ' my dad said

'How are they ok with a boys school' i said

'YOU'RE GOING TO A BOYS SCHOOL' he yelled

'Yeah' i said

'Im going to murder a guy then' he said

'You're not going to school with me you know. You're just coming' i said and he nodded

'Finally' he yelled

'Shut up you're meant to be going to college you know' i said

'Eh what am I gonna learn there. How to shoot guns. I get payed to shoot guns thank you' he said and i laughed and just then my door was kicked open

'How have you been' it was liam

He was an amazing make up artist and we used him to make disguises

He basically got payed to make masks

'So she's turning into a dude. This is gonna be fun' he said and my mum, my dad and brian sat in the corner staring at me

'Well this wig look good' he said

'I look I've just been born hell no' i said and he laughed

'Um what about this.' He said

It was a dark brown wig with a quiff

'I like it' i said and he tied my hair in a lazy comfortable bun and slipped the wig on

'The wig shouldn't be hard to put on. It's just no make up' he said

'I think I can survive' i said and he laughed and wiped my make up

'Please watch these eyelashes they're HUDA' I said and he laughed

'Safe as ever' he said and i smiled

'Well you are sorta built. You do have abs it's just your boobs' he said

'Brian, Cole leave' my mother said in a stern voice

(Cole is Alex's father)

They both left and my mum started laughing

'Im gay so don't worry' liam said and i nodded and took off my shirt

'Right Um we're just gonna have to flatten them a bit and make you wear a size larger.' He said getting a long piece of clothing and wrapping it around my chest and then gave me his shirt

'That's a large' he said

'And she has no boobs. Great' my mum said

'Are you being sarcastic' i said and she laughed

'So now I have to wear Brians clothes' i said giving back liam his shirt and putting mine back ok

'I think i got it. I know what to do' i said and sighed