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[GOTHAM ANNUAL CHARITY PARTY]

Penguin: "So, How's it been, Bruce Wayne?"

Bruce: "Why are you here, Cobblepot?"

Penguin: "Oh i'm sorry.....Was i interupting something?"

Kirk: "You interupted a goddamn party, Asshat!"

Bruce: "Kirk, Settle down, Let's not make a fight now."

The Penguin then walks around the ballroom

Penguin: "Oh! a cassette tape!"

Penguin: "You wouldn't mind would you?"

Penguin: "I like jazz music personally, Trying to get it classy now." 

The Penguin then grabs a random cassette from the deck, and insertes the cassette, *PLAYS MY WAY BY SINATRA*

Penguin: "Ah yes, None any better than a classic Sinatra, Now....Where were we?"

Bruce: "Turn off the Sinatra."

Penguin: "Make me!"

Penguin: "Make me!"

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Bruce: "Fine."

Bruce then silently activates his emergency wrist alarm to inform Red Hood *BEEP*

Bruce: "Okay now, Everyone....Calm down."

Bruce: "Help is on the way."

Penguin: "Help? Kwakwakwa! You really are going to call the cops?"

Bruce: "Not exactly."

Then suddenly Red Hood breaks the window from aside *BASH*

Then the crowd started surrounding Red Hood, and that was the perfect time for Bruce to get into the Batcave to change into the Batman suit.

Batman: "Hey Red Hood....Thanks for the hand."

Red Hood: "Why'd you called me?"

Batman: "Tim was on a fieldtrip and Dick is in the Titans tower."

Red Hood: "What the fuck is a Titans?"

Batman: "I'll explain later, Penguin's running away."

Red Hood immidiately jumps above him and smashes Penguin in the face *BRACK*

Red Hood immidiately jumps above him and smashes Penguin in the face *BRACK*

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