Game Master: FIRE! EVERYTHING IS BURNING IN ASH AND CINDER! THE SKIES HAVE BLED ONTO THE SOIL, THE CLOUDS BRIGHT ORANGE ARE COVERING EVERYTHING IN SIGHT! ESCAPE THE INN!
Ophelia: Running from forest fire while stumbling because he drank waaaay too much. ShIT SHIT SHIT!
Erune: Wakes up to a strong stench of smoke. FIREEEE!
Lilith: Lilith is startled awake. WHAT?
Erune: FIREEEEE!
Lilith: WE MUST LEAVE!
Tries to exit.
Erune: Gathers up her shit and starts fumbling around with the door.
Game Master: The door crumbles apart instantly. Blood rains for the sky as the district burns up in hellfire.
Lilith: Oh god, oh god. Lilith tries to make her way further to the exit of the building.
Erune: Tumbles down the stairs past Lilith's feet and hits her head a little bit. AHH
Ophelia: Runs into tree. DANG IT! Runs out of the forest to see the team fleeing from more fire. AHHHH!
Lilith: Get up, little girl. She yells as she makes her way down the stairs and towards the exit.
Erune: Hurriedly follows Lilith, panting.
Game Master: The building is crashing down in pure ash behind Lilith, the door falling apart before her. The forest fire traps the party in a large blazing inferno, the air burns.
Erune: NOOOOOO!
WE FORGOT RUFUS!
Ophelia: Runs to the team. What the hell? Well what do we do now?
Lilith: It's too late!
Who are you? She asks the new guy.
Erune: Cowers around Lilith's legs. FIRE IS HOT!
Ophelia: My name is Ophelia... Is wobbling.
Lilith: You smell of booze. Did you start this fire?
Ophelia: I surely hope not.
Lilith: She tries to breathe through a makeshift mask of her cloak hood.
Ophelia: Alright so what do we do...
Lilith: We put out the fire as we run away?
Game Master: The earth rumbles as a sinkhole emerges nearby the party. The shattered earth falls into a strange purple portal at the bottom of the hole, miles deep. The fire grows larger and creeps closer.
Erune: Is just staying close to the ground to stay clear of smoke.
HOLE!
Ophelia: JUMP!
Lilith: Lilith makes her way to investigate the hole.
Are you sure?
We don't know what it is!
Ophelia: No time to investigate!
We're fucked either way!
Let's just go!
Game Master: A herd of micro-pigeons fly into the portal.
Lilith: That's true! She screams as she jumps into the portal.
Ophelia: Jumps into portal.
Erune: Follows Lilith reluctantly and screams all the way down.
Lilith: She tucks her legs under her, keeping her dress from flying up because this is not the time or place.
Game Master: The inferno blazes over the hole at last as the party one by one disappears inside the portal. They all land in a grassy field of neon green grass.
Ophelia: Oh, this color is gross.
Erune: Still screaming.
Lilith: Lilith gets up slowly. What is this place?
Erune, you can stop screaming now.
Erune: Stops.
Game Master: There are thick forest all around the party. The grass glows and flows with a cool breeze. The sky is a strange soft pink.
Erune: Stares up at the sky. This is nice.
Lilith: Yes. But unsettling at the same time.
Ophelia: This is an odd place and I do not trust it.
Shit my booze is up there!
Dang.
Lilith: I think you should lay off the booze.
Ophelia: Same but no.
Lilith: We're in a strange place and the first thing you want is a drink.
Erune: Uhhhh...
I have some but its mine.
Ophelia: Fair point.
Lilith: I still don't think a little girl like you should have booze, Erune.
Erune: Sticks tongue out at Lilith.
Lilith: Flips Erune the bird.
Ophelia: Bad gesture.
Erune: Didn't see it as was looking the other way.
Ophelia: Tear slowly falls down cheek. Huh... There goes my home...
Lilith: Lilith ignores Ophelia. Should we explore, little girl?
Erune: Hmmmm yes.
Ophelia: Hey wait for me!
Lilith:
I'm thinking... She points to the north. North. All the best villages build north!
Erune: Looks at Ophelia. We haven't left yet
Ophelia: . . .
I am very drunk for my height.
Lilith: Wow, the booze is really getting to your memory.
Erune: Okay.
Ophelia: I am... 3 foot 2?
Or two foot three?
What is my life?
Game Master: A strange path suddenly becomes visible. The dirt leads through the dark green trees, but unknown to where after.
Lilith: Lilith follows the path.
Erune: Follows Lilith.
Ophelia: This seems like a bad idea.
But I'm for it I guess... Follows.
Game Master: The trees stand as if they were watching giants, void of any signs of life.
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Moons and Men
FantasyMoons and Men is the knockoff Dungeons and Dragons campaign my friends and I play. Travel with the Lunar Champions, Erune, Rufus, and Lilith as they try to defeat the evil Sun. This is literally copy-pasted from our Discord server to a Google doc w...
